North Korean Missile

You wanna know what a North Korean Missile is? Look up.

I hear about North Korean Missiles being made by the government of North Korea!

by MTukansa May 14, 2015

Intercontinental Ballistic Missile

A variation of the Tennison Gambit that you use in chess when your chess opponents threaten thermonuclear war. Your opponents don't stand a chance against this strategy!

The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces. However, if you are a beginner at chess, you can use an anti-tank guided missile instead.

by Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav April 26, 2022

Korean Missile Crisis

the moment you are frantically trying to flush a toilet full of your own diarrhea, because you have an uncontrollable urge to vomit into said toilet. this usually is preceded by a night of drinking soju (or other alcohol) and eating Korean food (or other spicy ethnic food)

Aar: How was last nights dinner?
Kas: Great, but it ended in a Korean Missile Crisis
Aar: Oh...

by Aaron Plascencia August 20, 2008

Protect From Missiles

To use a condom during intercourse.
A prayer spell from RuneScape that blocks the user from damaging missiles.

Girl A: Jimmy used Protect From Missiles last night.
Girl B: roflcopter.

"Dude, I'm so lucky I had enough prayer points to use protect from missiles last night with Angie."

by Jooker January 17, 2009

Anti-Poon Missile

Cumshot to the eye.

'RRRRRRRRRRRRR ANTI-POON MISSILE TO THE FACE!! CHANG! CHANG!!'

by Yeti Legs June 3, 2009

stealth missile

A variation of the popular mangina; when you tuck your dong behind your legs, but leave your sack out front for everyone to behold. A "look Ma, no hands" version of the brain.

"Shawn creatively showed his friends a stealth missile, rather than flashing a played-out mangina."

by Rude McDougal May 13, 2006

Scandinavian Meat Missile

The man is naked and erect, perched upon an elevated platform, such as a table, stool, or bed, while the nubile woman is face down on all fours on the ground, buttocks in the air. The man then leaps from his platform and attempts to penetrate the woman upon falling from his jump. If successful penetration is achieved, a Scandinavian Meat Missile has been performed. If penetration is not achieved, the erect penis will then be smashed against an uncomfortable surface, such as the floor or kneecap.

"Dude I messed up the Scandinavian Meat Missile last night, my dick hurts like crazy"

"Oh my God man I had the greatest Scandinavian Meat Missile last night. Hole in one"

Girl: I had the worst experience last night...something called a Scandinavian Meat Missile?...
Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch.. That shit's tight

by Dr. Scrotum DDS November 4, 2009