Mega Matt

An overall god of a person. Mega Matt is one with calfs thicker then Mia Melkova.
"Dang he's cool," "Yea he's Mega Matt."
by Clitlickw March 28, 2019
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Mega-Cheesed

1. An adjective used to describe someone that's VERY pissed off.
2. When the area you are in is filled with cheese. A LOT of cheese.
3. When you rip a fart so big that you swear you feel your butthole tearing open, and the person next to you feels a rumbling vibration.
4. A term in the video game Death Road to Canada (aka a very good zombie game that i've lost over 211 times and won zero times) that shows the zombies are super irritated and will come after you faster than the girlfriend you cheated on.
"Hey Jim, you feeling Mega-Cheesed again huh?"
"Shut up Todd." Suddenly, a pissed off zombie comes through the door and throws cheese everywhere.
"Oh great Jim, now you made the Mega-Cheesed zombie fill the room with cheese, making the room Mega-Cheesed!"
"So what Todd? I mean you Mega-Cheesed in your pants earlier, and I could feel it from a mile away."
by OiSlumai October 21, 2020
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mega chunk

hey ms mega chunk”
by miss mega chunk March 01, 2018
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Mega-Napper

Someone who naps during the day or whilst there is still daylight frequently
Colin: The Mega-Napper

Colin is such a Mega-Napper
by Meatbus September 20, 2011
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Nerf Mega

Big ass nerf guns that shoot massive foam ammunition. Recent years have introduced a MEGA XL line that shoots even HUGER foam.
Nerf mega guns may not be good for a practical nerf war but they can even make a grown man feel badass.
by Ramsy Norris April 19, 2022
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Mega Jump

The jumping of mega-ness. Also a really cool game for apple for only cool people. So if your looking up this definition right now because you dont know what it is, then you do not deserve to play this game because you are not cool.
DENIED.

LOL.

But if you want people to think your the coolest cat, tell them you play Mega Jump, they will love you forever. Trust me. It happened to a friend of a cousin of my hairdressers. Also it happened to me.
Cool person: YO HOME DOG G, I THINK YOUR LAME SAUCES!!!
You: IM AM NOT LAME SAUCES :(:( WANNA KNOW WHY IM KEWL?!?!?!!
Cool person: okeieiieiie?!
You: i play mega jump
Cool person: OMG WTTTF LOL WOW THIS IS AMAZING OMG I LAVE YEW UR SEW KEWLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by MeGaJuMpErTiNgZ June 14, 2011
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Mega Zert

"Are me and you getting mega zert at the party Saturday?"
by Mace B July 11, 2008
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