Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack

A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.

Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.

A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.

A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.

A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
8D

Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.

A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.

Someone who would like to try human.

A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.

Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."

"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."

"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."

"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"

by SCL-SL March 5, 2009

LumberJack

There is said to only be one ever to have existed.

And it's name is frej.

There is a legend that frej has chopped down every tree that was in his home country called Woodvia

Ever heard the legend of the lumberjack

by Frej's friend the tree grower February 25, 2019

To lumberjack

A sexual act where two individuals enter a third individual from both ends, pulling the third individual back and forth as if a two person saw.

He nudged me, and said ‘’I’d really like to lumberjack her with you”

by Showpurple70 November 24, 2017

lumberjack

a male equivalent of a mediocrity from the suburbs

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack don' t expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skills are better than your parents'.

by Sexydimma March 10, 2015

LumberJack man

A big granola boy, but with an axe.

I want a lumberjack man who can pick me up and swing me like his axe.

by aintnoway November 16, 2022

Lumberjack

When a girl is so foul she makes your wood go away.

That girl Becca sure is a lumberjack. Every time I see her my wood goes away.

by Finger dog 2 June 2, 2023

Lumberjack Lewis

Lumberjack Lewis (also known as kahoot) is that guy that annoys everyone by asking every question known to man. Using his RAGE ABLITY*, he is so furious to chat that he stutters every word.

*rage ability cannot be used immediately after placement of card, he has talk for about a few seconds until the ability is used.

** he also has a obsession of asking spam messaging

Flye raiser - hey!!

Lumberjack Lewis - ‘what’s for dinner!’, ‘what were you doing on the 23rd of august, 2016?’, ‘davier said your going to school next week, is this true?’, ‘I’m free rn, do you want to call?’, I walked past you at school 4 months ago and you smelt like roses, not the flower but the chocolate kind, in my opinion I fancy myself a mint chocolate, what’s your favourite?’, ‘can we call now?’

by Carrot pofter May 2, 2022