ass lizard

When your ass is raw and itchy

Ricky was at the fair and was walking funny . I bet he has ass lizards

by Zaktc3 March 30, 2022

Slot Lizard

Similar to the lot lizard this creature lies and waits in casinos playing slots endlessly, until the spot a John.

Did you see that girl playing the wheel of fortune slot machine? Yeah steer clear I think she is a slot lizard.

by A gentleman from nantucket October 28, 2018

Lizard on a chair

A excellent replacement of the lyrics "living on a prayer" in the song Living On A Prayer

Woah we're half way there
Woah-oh lizard on a chair

by Fizzlelegs September 21, 2016

praise lizard

someone who "basks" in the praise of others (like a lizard)

Andrew: "sup, fuckers! check this new cut!"
Mark: "fuck off, Andrew. quit being such a praise lizard!"
Felix "Lix" Fassbender: "yeah!"

by praiselizard May 20, 2017

lizard squading

The act of fucking around and getting caught.

Lizard Squading. Hallelujah.

by Lizard Squading March 29, 2015

Beef Lizard

Arm day is the only day because you will never meet your Skype girlfriend in real life. Goes to car meets with fake Yeezys and 2009 Justin Bieber hair cut. Watches porn too much. Big upper body, small lower body; especially the penis.

“You are such a fuckin Beef Lizard.” “I sure would hate to be a Beef Lizard.” “Shut up, Beef Lizard.”

by beeflizardman November 23, 2019

misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.

"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."

by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011