Alexander Keith

A legendary Canadian beer for legendary Canadian people. One does not come to a party with a six pack of Keiths the usual amount is a 22 pack. This is because the shotgunned two on the ride there.

"Man this party is lame, no one has brought the Alexander Keith yet."

by I'M aN OgRe October 18, 2017

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Crusty Keith

After having anal sex with an old woman, she shits on your dick and then sucks it off. (Not to be confused with the Moist Keith when its a young woman.)

Eric: Dude, your mom's breath smells like shit!

Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.

by hobojoe017 December 3, 2011

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Keith Rowley

A strong willed black man who's job is to drain a country of everything it has, a true dictator and has a love for bad roads. Many people still love him altho he can makes things hard.

Keith Rowley made Trinidad not a Real Place

Rowley 1 : Dont jackass the scene

Rowley 2 : Who dead, dead

by Trinidadian4life March 17, 2023

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Keith Tan

Center of universe fashion god
this man is so straight that his graphs are always curved
loves Prada
His jokes are so "funny"
brings students to his sex dungeon

has broken england

OMG is that keith tan? Run before he brings u to his sex dungeon and rape u.

by mfthatisgay January 14, 2023

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Kinky keith

An old man that existed when the dinosaurs were around and who touches kids up

Kinky Keith is older than prince charles

by Aldi manager69 February 11, 2023

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verb / gerund

To live a rockstar lifestyle of sex, low carbs and music, as a retiree on a small, expensive island.

Person 1:

Hey man, what you doing today?

Person 2:

Not much, I’m just Keithing around.

Person 1:

When I retire, I just want to be Keithing around. Chase young skirt, play my guitar and live the good life.

by Bermuder April 24, 2023

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