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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
mugGet the Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》mug.

Iowa cornstalk party

An orgy that takes place in the mid west with 13 men and 2 women where they insert a jar of pickles up your rectum then proceed to masturbate with it two at a time, then you put the feces of another member up your own ass, then everyone has a pillow fight naked and oiled up.
Who should we invite to the Iowa cornstalk party?
by glenn quagmire_ May 28, 2025
mugGet the Iowa cornstalk partymug.

the Iowa

\Noun\

•when you fuck your partner with a corn stalk in a corn field at a slow pace whilst listening to slip knot. All is done is done whilst wearing a polo shirt with Khakis.•

All is done to match the white, yet boring and somehow chaotic vibes of the small state.
Other names, Child of the corn
1: “Hey Harry? Wanna try doin The Iowa later”
“Dave...you’re my cousin”
2:”yooo dude me and Stacy did The Iowa last night
3:”it got awkward at that festival so I did The Iowa an got outta there
by Hari the beautiful biCH June 25, 2020
mugGet the the Iowamug.

Iowa City firehose

When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.
Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.

Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.
by Dictocracker May 22, 2018
mugGet the Iowa City firehosemug.

Iowa

A state only known for ground meat, sprint cars and dirt track racing, agriculture, the Hawkeyes, and slipknot
by Nascarfan2007 October 23, 2022
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Rolfe, Iowa

It’s a small town in the middle of nowhere Iowa, and is relatively close to both Spencer and Fort Dodge Iowa. Not much else to say. Kinda boring ngl
Rolfe, Iowa is a small town of 500 ppl.
by Anonymous#28_4 June 26, 2023
mugGet the Rolfe, Iowamug.

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