bowser hound

A friend that often spots, sniffs out, winds or otherwise identifies, women who are described as hot or good looking by that said friend but who are actualy butt ugly, scanky or otherwise unatractive.

The new guy is a total bowser hound he thinks the fry cook lady is hot.

Trever always spots the hot chicks, he's no bowser hound.

Jeff is a total bowser hound he keeps picking up women over at the curves work out center.

by Scurveydog June 30, 2012

Hound Bound

The inability to move from your seat, do to not wanting to disturber sleeping lap dogs.

Can you get me another beer, I can't get up, I'm hound bound.

She was sitting on the sofa with three Dachshunds on her lap that just fell asleep when she realized she couldn't refill her beverage without disturbing the pack.

by Muse Of Merriment December 28, 2011

Hound Hand

The realisation that your hand smells like a dogs coat after you have patted it.

Christo - "Carlos! I just patted your mutt and now I've got Hound Hand..Mah!"

Carlos "Ha, Mutt 1 Christo Zero!"

by Splintergroup72 February 26, 2010

Cock-hound

A guy that will chase pussy down to the ends of the earth if he has to. To some degree a cock blocker! If he wants it bad enough, he'll sell his soul, jeopardize friendships, in the mindless pursuit of sex that usually ends with him being unsatisfied and back on the hunt for the next victim.

Your boy is such a cock-hound. He tried to holla at my girl, but when she rejected him, he tried to get with our other best friend that same night. She's jailbait and he didn't care.

by UrbnLit June 16, 2009

Hound Dog

A sex position where a man or a woman with flat, long, pendulous breasts is the one giving from behind. They lean over so far that their mammaries hang down on either side of the receiver's face, making them look like a hound dog.

I hate having sex with Vicki. When she uses the strap-on from behind, it's an automatic Hound Dog. She needs to keep those things contained! My ears are so bruised today.

by NuttyByNature2 September 22, 2014

rough hound

insead of saying rough house a child says rough hound. it can be spelled ruffhound. its a childs made up word. its a cute word like rain brella.

we were rough hounding in the living room. i rough hound with my dog.

by chrissy mcculloch December 28, 2005

blood hound

A man who will, or likes to have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is menstruating.

Mary: Got laid last night.
Lisa: I thought you had your period.
Mary: Yeah, but Tom's a real blood hound.

by PDK December 28, 2005