The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.
by PantsFerret July 28, 2019
Get the Pants Ferretmug. by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008
Get the fecal ferretmug. A ferret specially bred for the purpose of anal feltching. A throughbred ferret speifically used to stimulate the anal cavity of fucked up people.
Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum
by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
Get the Feltching Ferretmug. by Alex Malfoy 7 December 19, 2019
Get the Ferretmug. a elongated rat with a shit ton of fur that's soft to the touch but will bite if they get hyper. be warned
by ElongatedRat December 3, 2020
Get the fluffy ferretmug. A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.
While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.
by someonewhoisalunatic December 14, 2012
Get the toilet ferretmug. 