A bunch of suburban kids from Victoria BC who think they're tough. Their activities include being faggots, getting smashed, and being Facebook tough guys.
"Yo did you hear what happend to Jacob?"
"No what happend?"
"He was chillin with the Vic city crooks an got shit kicked because they beaked some actual thugs."
"No what happend?"
"He was chillin with the Vic city crooks an got shit kicked because they beaked some actual thugs."
by Reefen. April 8, 2013

by Apophis December 28, 2003

You representing the crooked I?
by poliscigrrl February 15, 2005

Them Crooked Vultures is a recently formed rock 'n roll supergroup that consists of Dave Grohl (Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Probot, etc.), John Paul Jones (Led Zeppelin), and Josh Homme (Queens of the Stone Age, Kyuss) doing drums, bass, and vocals/guitar respectively. Alain Joannes is also a rhythm guitarist for touring. Them Crooked Vultures first played live August 9th, 2009, at Chicago, and performed in more locations for the rest of the month.
Their eponymous debut album will be released November 17th, 2009. It has been described as bluesy, a little funky, and just plain original.
According to a recent interview with Grohl, the idea came when he was celebrating his birthday at a reserved bar with a medieval theme. He asked Homme and then they asked JPJ. It seemed that no one was busy or binded to anything else, so the band was made. An official tour was announced for October and December on September 1st. It includes North America and the UK. Tickets for the tour were sold out within minutes in the UK, and more locations for the tour include Germany.
This is probably one of the best things that happened in the first decade of the 21st century, and will certainly end this decade with a bang.
Their eponymous debut album will be released November 17th, 2009. It has been described as bluesy, a little funky, and just plain original.
According to a recent interview with Grohl, the idea came when he was celebrating his birthday at a reserved bar with a medieval theme. He asked Homme and then they asked JPJ. It seemed that no one was busy or binded to anything else, so the band was made. An official tour was announced for October and December on September 1st. It includes North America and the UK. Tickets for the tour were sold out within minutes in the UK, and more locations for the tour include Germany.
This is probably one of the best things that happened in the first decade of the 21st century, and will certainly end this decade with a bang.
by FirePaperMario November 2, 2009

Someone Who Steals Good Pussy From Another Person; Vigina Thief; Snatches Up Females From Lame Niggas
by Young Green September 16, 2014

'That is about the most crroked-arrowed thing I have ever seen in my life. Tim, TAKE OF THE BLING. You look worse than Garfield in a thong.'
by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

by Lvl 1 deason January 16, 2019
