Status Quo Champion

1) n. A person who fights to maintain the status quo.

2) the opposite of a Social Justice Warrior.

John signed a petition to keep schools segregated. John is a Status Quo Champion.

by Alice-Addams March 30, 2016

Champion Slam Piece

The Slam Piece regarded above all others. Close to being a girl-friend or boy-friend, but not quite there. Much like a bottom bitch.

Gaea, now, boy does that Champion Slam Piece know some fine tricks.

by Th31wH0sB33nTh3Re4N)d0N3Th4T November 01, 2010

Pink Sock Champion

Once you have exceeded the pink sock record of 174 rectums in one day, you will become the new pink sock champion.

Hey look! Over there! It's the Pink Sock Champion! Rip my rectum out next please!

by DavOrz123 April 13, 2011

midnight snack of champions

Coors Light and Celeste Pizza

I was alone one night and I kind of felt bad about it until I had the midnight snack of champions, then I thought to myself, I'm pretty freakin' awesome.

by Hexley January 03, 2006

Champion chimney sweeping

The act of participating in sexual intercourse.

My roommate was champion chimney sweeping last night, so i slept in the hall.

by george (pronounced, whore-hey) February 03, 2010

The People's Champion

The name given to the greatest Fortnite player of all time. He uses his skills to feed the impoverished alien race of the planet Galobtar.

I was hanging out on Wright 2nd the other day and saw The People's Champion get 1st place with a green revolver.

by Norm in the Dorm December 24, 2017

The Heart of a Champion

Referring to a friend who loves homework, and pulls study marathons.

Gorski: Homework retreat time
Friends: Its the heart of a champion!

by Max Abitbol March 14, 2008