Flanerkin Chair

An extremely large chair with a deep back.

Wugga couldn't help but take a picture of her four young children sharing the flanerkin chair as they watched t.v.

by Uncle Joo June 4, 2010

chair burn

Simliar to carpet burn, but happens more during hot summer days when your skin sticks to the chair. Causing friction/pain when you move

Liv: Maria why are you rubbing your ass?
Maria: Wft no, its my thighs, i got really bad chair burn in Science, it was so hot!

by Fandangils November 7, 2013

A Cunt in a Chair

A current affairs program screened nightly on the east coast of Australia, on the channel 9 network.

Tonight on a Cunt in a Chair we expose the tradesmen who rip off senior citizens who leave their children locked in parked cars while they obsessively gamble government handouts while speeding through school zones and texting on their mobile phones

by 000000000000009000000000000000 May 21, 2011

Gaming Chair

Something that will and does give you an advantage in games.

get one.

Mike: BROOOO, That dude just flew!
Nathan: Frick, he has a goood gaming chair there.
Mike: -_- Seriously? Not funny.

by yes.simple.simple December 1, 2021

Foldable Chair

Certain foldable chairs WILL cause cancer OR birth defects. DO NOT SIT ON A FOLDABLE CHAIR!

Woman: "Did you sit in that foldable chair?"
Other woman: "Yeah, gave my baby two heads."

by Goodnight Sleepy January 29, 2019

Hatin' Chairs

Becoming so anihilated drunk that you start pushing chairs around.
The chairs may be bar stools, rocking chairs, or any other form of sitting furniture.
Most commonly done at a bar in front of a large group of witnesses but may also be done in other venues.
Exception: other forms of stationary objects may be substituted. In example: slot machines, trees, tables, etc

Shane "what are you up to brian?"
Brian "Hatin' chairs"

or

"I was totally hatin' chairs last night"

by bundas May 12, 2010

Bitching Chair

"The Bitching Chair" made famous by Short Stack an Australian band from Budgewoi which consist of Shaun Diviney (lead singer, lead guitar), Andy Clemmensen (back up singer, bass guitar) and Bradie Webb (drummer, keyboard player and dj). Short Stack mentioned the bitching chair in Short Stack TV (found on YouTube) episode 20 on the making of their smash hit Sway Sway Baby! The incident that caused the Bitching Chair was that on the way home from Groovin' the Moo (australian music festival) there was gum on Bradie's car seat and Shaun blames Andy and Andy blames Shaun. Andy proved his case by saying that Shaun had gum on his shirt and Shaun said that he did get gum on his shirt but he 'knows' Andy did it, because he always chews gum. These three boys adventures are hilarious and their second album comes out on November 12, 2010.

Now Bradie's in the bitching chair... Now who do you think put the gum on your chair?

I think Andy did it but since Shaun lies alot I think Shaun did it

by Madei is yours... November 16, 2010