Wet boxers

When you are two lazy when masturbating so you just orgasm in your boxers and leave them on.

Tim: I'm wearing my wet boxers today
Tom: Nice!

by Gandalf the MLG November 6, 2023

boxer blunder

What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".

Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.

by OneStarGator September 20, 2017

Boxer brownies

To shit your boxers

I just made boxer brownies, would you like one?

by Cowboy311 March 8, 2015

Red Boxer

1. n. The event of going down on a woman while she is menstruating. Licking a bleeding cunt.

"Mary's on the rag, guess it is going to be a Red Boxer tonight!"

by Just Some Concerned Citizen May 12, 2010

Boxer sauce

A man's dick

Yo betty over therr had eggs and sausage this morning smothered in boxer sauce

by Hornedup14 June 5, 2018

National give your boyfriend his boxers back day

October 17 is national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so give them back.

Babe, it’s national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so here are your boxers

by yourboyfriend;) October 15, 2020

Silk boxers

The best type of underwear to be made!

I only wear silk boxers. They feel so good on my cock and are silky smooth

by Imiss2019 December 31, 2023