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Huang Barber

A chinese TikTok micro celebrity who posts extremely weird videos. Could be considered brainrot content.
Man 1: "have you seen the new Huang Barber video?"
Man 2: "yeah it was fire"
by twenty one pilots chicken April 25, 2024
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Barber Schoolin' It

When you have a maximum number of allowed absences from a job/school and utilize them all systematically within the allotted time to not "give up any free days".
Ebid is using up all his missed games allowed before being disqualified from end-of-season award contention. Ya, he's really barber schoolin' it.
by {Professor_Chaos} February 20, 2024
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Barbering

Karaoke enthusiast that destroys everyone’s ears.
He’s was Barbering when he got the Microphone
by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024
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Barber

A Kentish slang term for an annoying person normally in a position of authority who is a bit mad and sings whilst they walk along with nothing useful to do. When they speak it makes no sense at all and sounds like they are just repeating the word "Barber" over and over again. for example "Hello you, Barber barber barber barber?" to which the reply is normally "pardon, what are you on about?"

Can also be used when you are interfered with or your life is made more difficult by the "Barber" in question.

For example "How your day going mate?" "Was going fine until that idiot interfered, ive been properly barbered!!!"
That guy over there is a real interfering idiot, he's a right old Barber!

The day was going really well until I got barbered.....

Crashed my car the other day, was pulling out of a junction and the bloke coming the other way barbered me....
by The Man of Kent March 5, 2024
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Barber Stories

Barber Stories are bullshit stories your barber tells you. Barbers tend to lie a lot for seemingly no reason.
Guy “My barber told me he’s a crypto millionaire.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”
by Race relations October 31, 2025
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Farting like the Barber's Cat

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022
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Barber's Chair

When a woman shaves your scrote while you are simultaneously being pegged in a seated position.
Donna gave me the Barber's Chair treatment last night. I am freshly shorn and won't shit right for a week.
by Ghost See March 4, 2022
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