August 5th

A divine Feminine with a heart of gold was born

August 5th, Nature created a wonderful serendipity

by Just'Griffen August 4, 2022

November 5th

National ask your crush out day. Don't be stoopid and overthink it, chances are they feel the same way :)

Yo, silly goose, it's November 5th, are you finally gonna confess your feelings for croissant?

by Silly goose November 4, 2021

February 5th

Ask yo crush out boo

Boy:hey will you go out with me

Girl:of course but why

Boy:it’s February 5th

by Malfoy.manor February 4, 2021

September 5th

Get $20 from your older sibling

It's September 5th give me my money!

by Iamreal.right September 5, 2022

November 5th

National dont talk at school day! If you talk at school your bestie cant talk to you!

"You" Hey bestie👋.

"Bestie" 😮 you do know its November 5th right?
"You" oof

by National Don'alk At School Day November 4, 2019

September 5th

National dress like your boss day

Boss: why do you look like me

Worker: it’s September 5th, national dress like your boss day

by Pandaman678 September 5, 2021

February 5th

every bad bitch was born on this day

Person 1: damn she finee

Person 2: was she born on February 5th?

Person 1: uh no

Person 2: then she not all that…

by zero_was_hooked January 16, 2022