A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.
by adem g September 8, 2013
Get the Jizz Ticketsmug. To be in the act of hitting someone to make them flinch and put them in their place.
To give someone a rain check for a beating later.
To give someone a rain check for a beating later.
"Dude, did you just see Tommy take Tim's juice money?"
"Ah hell, that mofo gave him a whip ticket in the monkey bars."
"Ah hell, that mofo gave him a whip ticket in the monkey bars."
by Ramin M August 1, 2006
Get the whip ticketmug. by Muthaphukker January 19, 2022
Get the Timber ticketmug. A slip or verbal version of the booty ticket is exceptional. A booty ticket is where a loved one or someone wanting to grab that booty. It cannot be denied or reversed
by mister bum hole November 25, 2019
Get the booty ticketmug. Use this phrase when someone knew it was coming, so they deserve the consequences. This phrase was said in "Airplane!" the movie.
A rollercoaster breaks in the middle of a ride and the people inside the rollercoaster are in danger.
"They bought their ticket," says a bystander of the situation.
"They bought their ticket," says a bystander of the situation.
by Timmy Mea. April 2, 2021
Get the They bought their ticketmug. (NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.
e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.
by Barely Managing February 13, 2023
Get the Speeding Ticketmug. Thanks for coming out to the cornhole tournament. It was a blast!! Unfortunately the cops were not intrigued by my bag hucking skills and so I ate a ticket. Venmo is @huckbags and the digits are 42069
by 69loverneverdoer November 8, 2021
Get the ate a ticketmug.