Illegal Penpal

The act of sticking both your pointer fingers in your partners vagina and butthole touching the wall inbetween

Me: My girl let me hit the illegal penpal last night
Friend: Dude that’s fucking gross

by Jim H. Piffony January 22, 2024

Illegalize

When something is legal and is turn in the opposite.

Why do they legalize rolling paper and blunt but illegalize weed.

by Theteedee June 15, 2021

Feels Illegal

How stupid children on TikTok describe something that feels they shouldn't do, but isn't against the rules, law or illegal.

Tiktoker: That feels illegal
4chan user: fuck you kid, I'll mix Pepsi and Coca-Cola as much as I want. Go wash down a tide pod with chocolate pilk

by Va11is Manson 11:11 October 8, 2023

Big Illegal

when your buddy does something not appreciated by a government or leading figure

bro, you be doin a big illegal

by me boiyinist October 5, 2018

illegals

somebody that isn’t from the U.S. (usually used a derogatory term against hispanics but hispanics may it to other hispanics for humor purposes)

Paola: “mira vos look at those illegals over there”
Sandra: “Paula you’re an illegal too”

by Plumpcatmeat May 2, 2021

Possession of illegal firearms

When you get caught having illegal firearms
Usually to prevent yourself from getting fucked

1: what did John do to get arrested?
2: possession of illegal firearms
1: ok

by Gdisvvc April 2, 2023

That's Illegible

Now, that's Illegal!

I am not to understand how, but That's Illegible, until you find an eraser, I'm not reading this.

by Infinite_Asia March 6, 2023