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tabatha

Ta`-bath-a Meaning to bathe. People with this name are known for their obsession with cleaning. They often have bangin' hot bods, and are quite aware of it. They make the best sammiches in the world. They're busy, creative, artistic, spiritual and childish at times. Not very honest or forthright by nature.
Guy: Hey Tabatha would you like to go out on a date tomorrow?
Tabatha: Sure I'd love to
Guy: Awesome!
Tabatha: Yep great!
THE NEXT DAY
Guy: So you ready?
Tabatha: Sorry I can't go my boyfriend is being a real jerk!
by Keithro July 27, 2008
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Exploding Teabag

A sudden outburst of frothing-mouthed, sweaty-handed Wingnut rage. They are usually inspired by a seemingly trivial action performed by a person of color, woman, or any elected member of the Democratic Party.
Eric: Haha, did you see the winger hissy fit about the trailer for that new Mexploitation flick?

Andy: Yeah! Shammity had a total exploding teabag over it. Lightly caffeinated shrapnel all over the front of his pants.
by twenty3skidoo May 6, 2010
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Turban teabag

To teabag in games.
To get people to have your genitals over your head and humping in mid-air, person has to have hair to work.
In counter-strike source, Killzone2, Cod4,Cod5 people turban teabag each other to respect their conglomorate. Daniel is gay.
by whitewigger127 is gay May 29, 2009
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The Flaming Teabag

An act, whereby an individual sets fire to ones own scrotum for the expressed purpose of striking a despised person with greater insult than conventional "Teabagging".
The conceptual theory is as follows:
Person (A) loaths Person (B) to such a degree that a conventional Teabagging would prove unsatisfying. Person (A) deduces that to express said loathing on a proper physical scale to Person (B), is to douse their own scrotum in lighter fluid and ignite once Person (B) is unconscience or otherwise incapacitated. The next step is to ignite and strike Person (B) upon their forehead, nose, lips or chin with his burning testicals.
This act expession loathing to such degree that one would disfigure their own genitals to insult and emotionally scar their nemesis.
"Yea, I'll be in intensive care for a while... but man, i served that bitch the flaming teabag. It was worth it. I hate that whore."
by Doug Phillips March 27, 2008
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Teabag Rape

When a man shoves his balls into someone's mouth without their consent.
Kyle: Did you hear that Kelsey got teabag raped?

Lauren: *sigh* She got TEABAGGED
by David Gray May 30, 2006
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teabag

Dipping one's nuts in a chicks mouth, or when the party crashin' asshole passes out, you 'drape' the ballsack over the face. Another more finely tuned version, saved for the fat bitch that won't leave you alone, The Cleveland Steamer with a Reverse Tea Bag. -Leave a steamer on her chest as you dip your nuts in her mouth.. -For those 'special occasions' :)
"Dude, you pass out, one of these assholes WILL tea bag you!"
by Tenacious D March 26, 2003
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