Popping a tent

When someone wearing pants has a boner resembleing a tent

You could tell John was popping a tent after Ma. Henry bent over in front of him

by NiftyMuthaFucker March 8, 2017

tent rage

A really pronounced morning boner. Probably in a pair of middle-aged baggy boxer shorts.

He stood in front of us with full-on tent rage

by apeman79 October 2, 2019

Broke-Tent

Anytime someone drunk has sex with someone else, sobers up after sex, realizes they made a mistake, and leaves without the other person finding out until they wake up alone the next morning.

Example #1: After banging that chick, I had to break-tent. I felt bad about it, but breaking-tent was all I could do.

Example #2: That asshole actually broke-tent... He thought I was ugly? You should've seen his cocktail dick.

by Emmalikes April 17, 2022

Tent Gate

When you take a girl from Denzel Curry and shag her in your tent (whilst using protection) whilst your boys are at Netsky.

Oh shit bro did ya pull a tent gate last night?

by Pinoyboy12345 February 17, 2019

tent plugging

When your under the blankets while your man is going down on you and it makes a tent

Tent plugging reminds me of playing doctor as a kid!

by sarahd April 26, 2015

Hitch a tent

To get an erection.

Bob made out with tina and his friend asked him did you hitch a tent? ( erection)

by Wow123456789 September 26, 2013

Tent stuf

Sum word a dick head thought up to impres his frends

‘I have love tent stuf’

by Bob is bob January 12, 2021