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TechnoBlade

A minecraft youtuber but also an absolute god. The blood god. An overpowered pvper and the 2nd worst thing to happen to all orphans. He also has a cult of disciples who worships him and makes sacrifices for him.
"O' TechnoBlade, please yeet holy water at our faces. Baptise us." - the disciples
by sashiwastaken October 22, 2019
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technoblade

A God of Gods that scarifies other peoples blood for others.
A guy who has hot elbows
he is technoblade
by shit boi February 3, 2021
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Technoblade

A type of person who hates orphans.
I am the technoblade of my group.” Meaning: “I hate orphans
by quxckity March 16, 2021
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Technoagnostic Studies

Technoagnostic Studies, also reffered as Technoagnostic Research, is a term used to refer to search for deities and extraphysical life, but mainly for deities, based on technoagnosticism. Technoagnostic studies also works with several other branches, such as agnosticological studied, deistological studies, technodeist studies and so on. Technoagnostic studies often seek for the development of technoagnostic technologies and of technoagnostic research institutes for enable the search for extraphysical life and deities as well.
"The technoagnostic studies on that universe are advancing so fast to a level it looks like they found several ways to study about deities and extraphysical life by objective ways and even have contact with them and a lot of objective evidences about that... But sadly, no one is going to recognize this since materialism and positivism are still so much hegemonic inside scientific community and there's nothing to do about that except wait to what's gonna happen in the future."
by Full Monteirism April 25, 2021
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Technoblade

Technoblade is an Immortal Pig who is incapable of losing in physical combat, he is the most dangerous Pig alive. Technoblade also has a strong hatred for orphans
Guy1: Look at that Pig
Guy2: OH SHIT THAT'S TECHNOBLADE!
Guy1: RUUUUNNN!
by RaccoonMaster88 April 29, 2021
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pig. just a pig. TECHNOBLADE IS A FUCKING PIG.
"not close baby, technoblade never dies" like- shut yo mouth. THIS IS A JOKE- I DONT HATE TECHNOBLADE
by thenamefishwastaken June 9, 2021
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