Techno Ninja 

A myhthical, probably asian or specifically japanese, man that came from another dimension to inflict terror on two men. One man was completely oblivious to the Ninja, but he eventually causes the demise of him by pushing him out a window. The other man thwarts the attacks of the ninja, one method by pwning him in the face with a gate. The ninja's abilities include smoke teleportation and randomness.

Dude, did you see "Return of the Techno Ninja" yet? I heard the Techno Ninja dies.

Techno Ninja by Fei Hong Chan III January 28, 2005

Techno doggy dance 

Sexual position; while you are fucking a chick from behind, you then reach around and rub her clit to the beat of your or her favorite song!!!

Yo, I whipped out the techno doggy dance on that bitch last night!

Techno doggy dance by XXX May 5, 2003

Techno Tuesday 

A traditional rave in the team room that is butt-naked. Also in includes strobe lights and sometimes glow sticks.

Tyler B: You are gay if you do techno tuesday.

Joe: No ur not, its is just dancing naked.

Tyler B: What are you gonna do about it then?

Joe: Pee on you.

Techno Tuesday by hanson4prez November 27, 2009

Techno-lag 

The feeling described when a conversation happens in slow motion via technology. Usually only occurs with e-mail, but can also occur with texting or IMing, if neither are ever there at the same time.

On Monday:
Jane: Hey! Haven't seen you in weeks! We should hang out!

On Wednesday:
Jack: Totally! Tomorrow would be cool, have you seen the new James Bond movie?

On Friday:
Jane: Oh. Sorry i missed you the other day, but sure, the Bond movie would be fine.

On Monday:
Jack: Dude, that movie just left the theaters, we are suffering from a major case of techno-lag.

On Wednesday:
Jane: For sure.

Techno-lag by SheWhoMustNotBeNamed December 23, 2008

techno-graft 

Someone who uses a variety of technological means, such as facebook, blackberry messenger etc, to graft on the opposite sex. i.e. going out of ones way completely, putting in an extraordinary amount of effort for minimal gains.

Did you see how many underage girls Carroll has added on facebook?

Yeah he's such a techno-grafter

techno-graft by Neveragrafter June 11, 2011

techno remix son of a bitch

1. Someone who fills their music collections with rubbish worthless techno remixes of really shite songs.

2. Someone who wears tight 'gay' clothes and works out all the time, they also cleanse, tone then moisturise their faces...

1. fain is listenin to his friend's mp3 player when a song comes on...

Fain - "James, what the fuck is this...?!"

James - "Abba dancing queen hypermix.."

Fain - "you techno remix son of a bitch"

2. Fain goes to his friends house, upon knockin and being let in, he goes upstairs to find his friend workin out in a skin tight vest to marvin gaye...

Fain - "you techno remix son of a bitch..."

James - "theres nothing wrong with..."

Fain - "poof"

techno remix son of a bitch by jamesh abdul April 27, 2007

Techno shit world 

The world as it is now with a lot of technology like the space shuttle, computers, cars, planes, tv's, ect. but at the same time there is so much shit in the world like millions of people starving to death every year, people in the third world not being able to get proper medical care, wars and genocides ect. it seems that if people can invent all that technology they can sove those other problems but they don't whether that is by not trying or not being able.

It's such a techno shit world.

Techno shit world by Deep blue 2012 September 3, 2009