fart taxi

When you let out a little bit of a fart just as someone is walking by. They catch your fart and crop dust others with your smellies - you have a fart taxi.

I let out a squeaky fart just as Mallory was walking by. She got a little on her and passed it along to Davis at the bar. Mallory was my fart taxi. Bless her heart.

by GoGo Bates June 09, 2022

platinum taxi

The finest, sweetest, hottest, wettest, best piece of ass anywhere around. You just can't miss a chance to take a ride.

"Others may be good, but only Courtney has that Platinum Taxi!"

by Oakley Grab Ur Gun November 22, 2013

Taxi

Taxi is a word used for a certain Kajendran, that is so stunning to look at youll catch a migrane.

Ay Taxi why you so blinding g.

by April 21, 2022

taxi

Who my friends think I drive...

A random guy: So, should we call a taxi?
My friends: Don't worry, Steve is here! He will take us home, don't you?

by @Abu__Memes November 06, 2021

Maxi taxied

When you take 2 guys in the front and 10 in the back.

"How was your night last night?"

"It was amazing, went to a party and got completely Maxi Taxied"

by PyroDiction April 02, 2022

Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy

The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.

Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

TAXI CAB

When a girl gets in a random guys car and makes out with them.

"Did you hear vivian did taxi cab with will?"

by Skidaddle Skidoodle June 25, 2019