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drew tabor

a giant asshole gets 3 girls a year cant be explained emotionally but is one of the biggest perverts around
he is being a drew tabor
by trooloftheshreks October 6, 2016
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tabernackle

tabernackle can be used for any foul word you cant say in front of the parentals, pastors, teachers, etc.
" I think i just tabernackeled in my pants!" - translation--" I think i just shit in my pants"

" Suck my tabernackle!" translation- Suck my dick!
by greg, and the fishy youth group November 26, 2006
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dirty tabea

someone that is fucking your parents. after this their gonna tell everyone on your school about it.
i know u are looking for this tabea;)
oh my god have u heard about adams gf? He dirty tabea him!
by elsa;) April 14, 2020
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tabarnak

the most pathetic swear in the world. usually swear words in Quebec refer to something related to church, like, in this case, tabarnak means churchs tabernacle.

hahaha french canadians are so cute
tabarnak hostie de caalice!!!!!

(tabernacle, host & calix!!!!) jesus fucking chirst thats hardcore!!!!
by mauricio gonzalez September 2, 2007
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tabernacle

I really fun word to say out loud.
"tabernacle."
"uh, what?!"
"tabernacle!!!"
"okay..."
"say it out loud!"
"...why?"
"IT'S FUNNY!!!"
"stfu" *smacks*
by g f b February 27, 2008
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tabbert

Tabbert (tab-bert)
A syndrome in which an individual is obsessed with surfing the internet while working, this phenomenon generally affects a person’s ability to complete projects within the scheduled time table. Symptoms of this syndrome include but are not limited to the following observed characteristics.
• An uncontrolled desire to surf the internet at work regardless of a projects timetable.
• Individuals affected by this syndrome tend to prefer vehicles that are cool ranch Doritos color. Studies have shown that this melancholy hue of blue eases the affected individual’s obsession to the internet.
• It is not uncommon for a person affected with the Tabbert to experience a decline in hygiene and personal appearance. A typical example related to the business environment would be the wearing of wrinkled suits with ankle socks. Most times the suits would need some mending from the tears and holes observed in the work attire.
• Due to the social awkwardness of this syndrome an infected individual would experience a sharp decline in athletic ability or wiliness to be active.
The mental degradation of infected individuals leads to the classification of three levels of Tabberts . These three levels are classified by the following:
• Level 1: Generally considered as a low level Tabbert. Usually at this level the individuals work has a slight deviation from the norm. But the obsession to the internet is fed by the notion of seeing the end of the internet.
• Level 2: 90 percent of affected individuals fall into this classification. At this level, the individual becomes severely introverted, the subject’s work ethic becomes severely affected and a weird obsession with Cool ranch Doritos blue begins to surface. Athletic ability begins to become affected. A strange but common characteristic of infected subjects at this level is claiming that the end of the internet has been reached multiple times.

• Level 3: is the observed level. Only one known person is affected at this level. Therefore, statistical data relating to the characteristics of infected individuals cannot be formulated at this time
by jefftheboat October 8, 2009
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tabernac

Fr. Canadian. An expression of surprise, warning ('look out!), astonishment, or disgust. Alternate spelling of tabarnak.
(To a wayward horse from the cart driver.) 'Whoa! Whoa! Tabernac!'
by userboy May 16, 2013
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