Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.

Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house getting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into weather porn.

by The Best Head game February 25, 2019

Diamond weather

When it’s so cold that your nipples are hard enough to cut diamonds

*wind blows*
“Brr, it’s diamond weather out here!”

by Sid.knee December 20, 2021

weather atheist

Someone who doesn't believe in weather forecasts.

Eight day forecasts don't mean a thing to a weather atheist.

by IamwhoIam69 January 6, 2014

Weather Douche

He or She who touts their better weather.

The soul purpose of a Weather Douche on social media is when someone posts their bad weather, they will then chime in with their better weather, but swear they can't take it, and it is so how comparable to the originally posted weather. This is common with any snow storm, torrential rain storm, mud slide, sink hole, etc. post in any form of social media.

This action is never cute or funny, and just makes you a douche. Please refer to the meaning of a douche, and just add the word "weather" ahead of it.

You're being a Weather douche.
Don't be a Weather douche.
75 degrees in Florida is not the same as minus 12 degrees in Buffalo, you Weather douche.

by ljamieson January 8, 2022

watching the weather

code name for checking out girls

i love watching the weather

by dudethatsweird October 24, 2010

Guilty weather

Walking home at dawn with a sinking feel after you did a lot of shit you regret

I got too fucked up last night and had to walk home with that guilty weather

by LivelyStardust May 27, 2022

Hollywood Weather

Noun, used to describe weather that looks nice on screen but is shitty when you go outside
E.g when the sky is blue and the sun shines but it's very cold

Person 1: "hey wanna go outside for a walk? Look how nice the weather's today."

Person 2: "That's Hollywood weather. I already went outside and its super cold."

by Reila March 13, 2022