a new question to ask random people just to confuse them
whats the most square like color between 8-41 in the alphabet? is a better question than whats your favorite number in the alphabet
whats the most square like color between 8-41 in the alphabet? is a better question than whats your favorite number in the alphabet
person 1: whats the most square like color between 8-41 in the alphabet?
person 2: my favorite is sad
person 1: i prefer hamster
person 2: my favorite is sad
person 1: i prefer hamster
by axolotldoesstuff_0 February 9, 2022

comments of a tiktok video addressing cyberbullying:
pinkfluffy873: omg so good
rogerthesimp90: Martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. She went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻EEEER🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽
pinkfluffy873: omg so good
rogerthesimp90: Martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. She went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻EEEER🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽
by P R I M A D O N N A G I R L June 16, 2020

person1:hey i just joined NAUTTP
person2:what does that mean?
person1:Nice auttp
person2:what does it do?
person1:idk its just your'e "alphabet soup groups"
person2:what does that mean?
person1:Nice auttp
person2:what does it do?
person1:idk its just your'e "alphabet soup groups"
by for yomama November 29, 2020

The Spinning AlphabetVerbSexual Act: As Your Sexual Partner Rides You, You Recite The Alphabet. Once You Hit P You Spin Your Partner While They Are Still On You And So Now They Are In Reverse Cowgirl Position. You Furiously Thrust Them While Repeating The Letter P 26 Times. Once The 26th Time Is Hit, You Spin Them Back Around And Finish The Alphabet. Also see The Stinking Alphabet.
by Jackie Estacadoe March 29, 2023

"A-to-z" examples of da early/crude births of various objects and concepts, such as:
boarigin: Where da wild pig came from.
boreigin: Who/what started everyone yawning.
coreigin: Who littered da ground after eating da apple.
doorigin: Where da swinging entrance-flap appeared from.
foreigin: Who putted da golf ball. (Goldfinger and Oddjob optional.)
fourigin: Where da "one more than three" status came from.
Goreigin: He invented da internet, but where did HE HIMSELF come from?!
hoarigin: How being old got started.
loreigin: What started da tradition of telling tales of yesteryear.
moreigin: When and how greed first reared its ugly head.
boarigin: Where da wild pig came from.
boreigin: Who/what started everyone yawning.
coreigin: Who littered da ground after eating da apple.
doorigin: Where da swinging entrance-flap appeared from.
foreigin: Who putted da golf ball. (Goldfinger and Oddjob optional.)
fourigin: Where da "one more than three" status came from.
Goreigin: He invented da internet, but where did HE HIMSELF come from?!
hoarigin: How being old got started.
loreigin: What started da tradition of telling tales of yesteryear.
moreigin: When and how greed first reared its ugly head.
More examples of "alphabetical origins" include:
noirigin: Da first rumblings of evil.
norigin: First references of neither.
poorigin: Where da economy first took a nose-dive.
pourigin: Da moment it started raining hard.
Quoragin: Where dat bu**s**t online questions-and-answers platform first got thought of.
roarigin: Where da loudly-vocal lion is.
soarigin: Da time when flying animals first appeared
soreigin: When someone began feeling angry and/or achy-muscled.
torigin: Where dat odd rock-formation began appearing.
toreigin: What ripped yer shirt while you were shoving yer way through da bushes during a nature-hike.
tourigin: Whose idea it was to be on said scenery-observation trek in da first place!
warigin: Whatever bu**s**t provocation supposedly started a conflict.
whoreigin: What first prompted a chick's currently "loose" status.
woreigin: Okay --- who told you dat you should don DAT tattered-'n'-threadbare outfit??
yoreigin: Where ancient history started.
yourigin: Da start of da concept of one's not hogging everything for himself.
noirigin: Da first rumblings of evil.
norigin: First references of neither.
poorigin: Where da economy first took a nose-dive.
pourigin: Da moment it started raining hard.
Quoragin: Where dat bu**s**t online questions-and-answers platform first got thought of.
roarigin: Where da loudly-vocal lion is.
soarigin: Da time when flying animals first appeared
soreigin: When someone began feeling angry and/or achy-muscled.
torigin: Where dat odd rock-formation began appearing.
toreigin: What ripped yer shirt while you were shoving yer way through da bushes during a nature-hike.
tourigin: Whose idea it was to be on said scenery-observation trek in da first place!
warigin: Whatever bu**s**t provocation supposedly started a conflict.
whoreigin: What first prompted a chick's currently "loose" status.
woreigin: Okay --- who told you dat you should don DAT tattered-'n'-threadbare outfit??
yoreigin: Where ancient history started.
yourigin: Da start of da concept of one's not hogging everything for himself.
by QuacksO November 21, 2024

An A-Z list of "non-standard" objects or activities:
AWLternative: A different tool/method for line-scribing and hole-piercing.
BALLternative: Something other than a "bouncy sphere" for kids to play with.
BAWLternative: Doing something besides loud tearful carrying-on.
CALLternative: Any socializing-activity other than a teenage-girl's typical favorite.
CAWlternative: Yes, crows are indeed handsome and smart, but let's look at some other feathered friends, as well.
DOLLternative: A less gender-based toy for young girls.
EALternative: Teaching something other than English as a "second language".
FALLternative: Anything besides tumbling outta da Ugly Tree.
GALLternative: (1) An attitude other than temerity. (2) Less-destructive methods to avoid surface-abrasion damage.
HALLternative: Architecture not employing passageways.
IAlternative: A designation other than feminine.
JAWlternative: Anything besides flappin' yer gums, so dat others can have a little peace and quiet!
LAWlternative: When Steve Lehto speaks about a non-legal topic on YouTube.
MAlternative: Handing a problem yourself and instead of always just yelling for your mummy.
MAWlternative: Any activity dat avoids getting near da powerful chompers of a greedy/voracious animal.
NAWlternative: Any response other than just a flat "negatory".
OAlternative: A different treatment-approach to food-binging besides boring weekly meetings.
PALLternative: Cremation or other burial-procedure not involving a coffin.
AWLternative: A different tool/method for line-scribing and hole-piercing.
BALLternative: Something other than a "bouncy sphere" for kids to play with.
BAWLternative: Doing something besides loud tearful carrying-on.
CALLternative: Any socializing-activity other than a teenage-girl's typical favorite.
CAWlternative: Yes, crows are indeed handsome and smart, but let's look at some other feathered friends, as well.
DOLLternative: A less gender-based toy for young girls.
EALternative: Teaching something other than English as a "second language".
FALLternative: Anything besides tumbling outta da Ugly Tree.
GALLternative: (1) An attitude other than temerity. (2) Less-destructive methods to avoid surface-abrasion damage.
HALLternative: Architecture not employing passageways.
IAlternative: A designation other than feminine.
JAWlternative: Anything besides flappin' yer gums, so dat others can have a little peace and quiet!
LAWlternative: When Steve Lehto speaks about a non-legal topic on YouTube.
MAlternative: Handing a problem yourself and instead of always just yelling for your mummy.
MAWlternative: Any activity dat avoids getting near da powerful chompers of a greedy/voracious animal.
NAWlternative: Any response other than just a flat "negatory".
OAlternative: A different treatment-approach to food-binging besides boring weekly meetings.
PALLternative: Cremation or other burial-procedure not involving a coffin.
More examples of alphabetical alternatives:
PAULternative: Anything not involving everyone's favorite giant lumberjack.
PAWlternative: (1) Anything dat doesn't involve an animal's furry foot. (2) Problem-solving on your own, without always yelling for yer Daddy.
QUAlternative: Any topic not referring to "in the capacity or character of".
RAWlternative: Zheesh, you back-to-nature hippie-freak --- have a little cooked food once in a while!
SAULternative: Seeking da judgement/wisdom of someone other than a tempestuous spear-thrower.
SAWlternative: Letting a tree remain standing.
TALLternative: Consulting a short-to-medium-height person.
UAlternative: Approaching a film-studio other than da MGM-owned giant.
VAULTernative: What da bad guys in da 1971 caper-film "Dollars" should have utilized for storing their ill-gotten loot.
WALLternative: What "Da Donald" should have sought much earlier than now for excluding illegal Mexican immigrants.
WALTERnative: What Achmed should seek for advice/fellowship, since said crabby ol' fart scares da crap outta him.
XAlternative" Pertaining to something other than finance or da stock market.
YAlternative: Anything other than a straight-positive response.
YAWlternative: Movement other than directional-rotation, such as pitch and roll.
YAWLternative: Any wind-driven boat other than da dainty "triangle-shaped sail array" design.
ZAlternative: Any culinary section other than da classic disk-shaped Italian flatbread.
PAULternative: Anything not involving everyone's favorite giant lumberjack.
PAWlternative: (1) Anything dat doesn't involve an animal's furry foot. (2) Problem-solving on your own, without always yelling for yer Daddy.
QUAlternative: Any topic not referring to "in the capacity or character of".
RAWlternative: Zheesh, you back-to-nature hippie-freak --- have a little cooked food once in a while!
SAULternative: Seeking da judgement/wisdom of someone other than a tempestuous spear-thrower.
SAWlternative: Letting a tree remain standing.
TALLternative: Consulting a short-to-medium-height person.
UAlternative: Approaching a film-studio other than da MGM-owned giant.
VAULTernative: What da bad guys in da 1971 caper-film "Dollars" should have utilized for storing their ill-gotten loot.
WALLternative: What "Da Donald" should have sought much earlier than now for excluding illegal Mexican immigrants.
WALTERnative: What Achmed should seek for advice/fellowship, since said crabby ol' fart scares da crap outta him.
XAlternative" Pertaining to something other than finance or da stock market.
YAlternative: Anything other than a straight-positive response.
YAWlternative: Movement other than directional-rotation, such as pitch and roll.
YAWLternative: Any wind-driven boat other than da dainty "triangle-shaped sail array" design.
ZAlternative: Any culinary section other than da classic disk-shaped Italian flatbread.
by QuacksO March 17, 2020

bopportunity: A chance to clonk someone's noggin.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.
Alphabetical opportunities may be fun to think about, but most of them seem largely pointless to perform in real life.
by QuacksO July 13, 2020
