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Trumpsexual

Trumpsexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwaggoned Donal Trump so much that Trump has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A Trumpsexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Donald Trump Is the G.O.A.T" or "Trump is better than Obama" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Trumpsexual is literally the most annoying person ever. That will tell you Trump is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them Trump lost more votes than he has won. They will blame 'fake news' instead of giving him any blame. A Trumpsexual tends to bring up other politicians like Clinton to change the topic away from Trump. A Trumpsexual is literally in a full fledged relationship with Donald mentally. and they will defend their boo with their life. Its quite sad honestly. Most of them don't even understand politics.
Pete- Hey man, you see Obama's last speech on unity? It was dope. So well said.

Daryl- Yeah, but see Trumps speech against the libtards 2 weeks ago. He has the best words.

Pete- yeah, but Obama's speech was a monumental moment.

Daryl- Trump is way better than Obummer anyway. Check out my 'Make America Great Again' hat and my camo jacket.

Pete- what did you do with your clan robes?

Daryl- Put in the closet in case he tells us its ok to wear them in public again.
Pete- Oh (awkward pause)

Daryl- Obama sucks, Trump is better than Obama and FDR combined

Pete- FDR realigned American politics and helped lead us through most of WWII, Obama was the first non white US president, and passed some monumental reforms. Trumps approval rating is 36%. Trump would not be shit without the money he inherited. He is a joke. He isn't even in the top 20 presidents. You are dickriding him

Daryl- yeah well what about Hillary Clinton dude, she lost all those emails and benghazi stuff.

Pete- Changing the topic like a trumpsexual does.
by COVFEFETER June 12, 2017
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Trump Jong Un

A nickname used around the world, coined in 2018, to describe the 45th President of the United States.
Like two peas in a pod, Kim Jong Un and Trump Jong Un smiled and pressed flesh like long lost brothers for the photo ops.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2018
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Trumpskull

Term used by Australians to describe followers of Donald Trump.
A bastardisation of Numbskull - meaning a person of low intelligence.
I can't believe how many trumpskulls voted in the 2020 US election.
by SauceQ December 6, 2020
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Trumpanzee

An irrational creature prone to wild overreaction, rattling its cage at the slightest provocation and indiscriminately flinging its faeces around until everything is covered in excrement.
(That is the original definition from the person who coined the term)
"The devout Trumpanzee is immune to fact or evidence caring only for the unintelligible howls of the tribe's Alpha male"
by The Angry Baboon December 6, 2017
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Trumpfounded

Disbelief at Donald J. Trump becoming the 45th President of the United Sates of America.
I am trumpfounded by the results of the 2016 American presidential race.
by anunofyobuznez November 9, 2016
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trumpoid

Resembling the Racist in Chief.
Her statements were positively trumpoid, in tone and in content.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2019
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the Trumpettes

Standing in a row on the stage and quietly glittering, were the Trumpettes!
by I, Wreckerrr November 23, 2016
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