sympathy semi

Semi erect penis following sympathetic embrace with girlfriend.

Girl: It's so traumatic, mum selling my childhood home.

Boy: Don't worry darling

*embrace*

Girl: Oh my god! Have you got a boner?!

Boy: Darling, it's a sympathy semi!

by Prahan Pirate November 8, 2013

Sampson Fish

A sexy fish found in the tropical waters of Heron Island. Commonly found with the Bellarachie sucker fish.

Oh look there's a Sampson fish over there!

by MagicMirrie December 21, 2014

Sympathy Puh

Sympathy puh is when your girl or any girl gives you pussy because she feels bad about something that happened to you.

Tina gave Tim some sympathy puh because his dog died.

by 101010101010101010101010 August 6, 2016

Simpsons did it

A phrase taken from an episode title of the tv show South Park. Used to tell someone that an idea, phrase or word they think is original or they created has actually already been created/done/said.

Larry: look at this meme I just made
Tom: simpsons did it

Tom: I just thought of a great idea, sliced bread
Larry: simpsons did it

by DJZombieApe February 27, 2017

Simpship

Like friendship where the feeling is mutual and reciprocated, but instead of being just each other's friends they simp for each other. This includes, but definitely not limited to: putting one on a pedestal as though they are the mere embodiment of perfection, constantly complimenting each other, always talking to each other, talking about the most boring stuff that you two still can't help but find interesting, whereas anyone else would've long been asleep if you had the same conversation with them, telling utterly pointless stories from your lives, telling secrets to them that you took a personal and seldom oath to yourself to never tell, etc.

If you feel that you have a relationship that is reminiscent of the aforementioned, you're made for each other. Ask them out.

Person 1: "I talk to him 24/7 and we never get tired of each other!"

Person 2: "Sounds like a simpship."

by Magic kitty May 3, 2022

Blink Symphony

The few seconds the turn signal in you car blinks in sync with the car in front of you. The symphony comes from the ticking sound which provides the necessary audio to match the visuals. Though very short in duration, the symphony causes so much intrigue in those who experience it that they desperately anticipate its rare but occasional second occurrence before traffic ahead starts moving once more.

Passenger: Dude why are you smiling at the light from the car in front you?

Driver: *oblivious to surroundings due to absolute immersion in blink symphony*

Passenger: Yo there are no cars coming, mooooove.

by Smarter Child's Child December 19, 2009

The Simpsons Hit and Run

family friendly GTA. oherwise known as the greatst simpsons game of all time. it came out is 2003 and can be acrinimanised to SHAR .

I love the simpsons hit and run it's, the greatest simpsons game of all time.

by mayrofan23 April 27, 2020