Super Straight

Code word for Super Stupid's, those that are neurotypical but act as if they have cognitive struggles/mental disabilities.
Woman1: You know I would date him but he is a Super straight.
Woman2: What? That's a shame, I wonder why he behaves that way.
by anonymous March 11, 2021
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Super straight

A fake sexuality used by unattractive men.
Male: hey I’m super straight

Female: *looks at his profile picture* hahaha
by Skydaddyofficial March 7, 2021
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Super Straight

Some transphobic tiktokers decided to make it to cover them being transphobic and a mockery of the LGBTQ+ community.
“Hey I’m super straight.”
“That’s not a real sexuality and it’s transphobic.”
“Stop being superphobic!”
by IEHDUWBSHSH March 12, 2021
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Super Straight

Super Straight is for men/women who date normal men/women. And contrary to the belief that everyone who is Super Straight is some dumb transphobic shit, we are playing by your rules. Dipshits.
A: Hey, I'm Super Straight. Do you accept me?
B: Yeah.
by Dust Mouse March 26, 2021
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Super Straight

Super Straight is the sexual orientation for those who are heterosexual, and only like those who identify with their assigned gender at birth.
Peter: Hey Tiffany, I officially identify as super straight.
Tiffany: Uhhh, like what, like what does that mean? Like, is it like being straight but just super duper into women? Like more than usual?
Peter: Well, I am super into women for sure - but it means that I'm into women who was born female, y'know? Like the ones who create babies, get periods and all that shit...
Tiffany: Well, like, that makes sense I guess..
by Desm0ndTutu March 10, 2021
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Super Straight

A super straight person is someone who enjoys shitting in ash trays. Some super straights say its a hobby for them but others say its their fetish.
“Noahs a super straight
Actually? Maybe we should shit in ash trays together
by BuzzBuzzBitches August 2, 2022
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Super straight

A transphobic and homophobic entity who is secretly extremely gay (more gay then gay people themself) and usually have a tentacle and egg laying fetish, they usually hate everything, especially furries, but would gladly get fucked by 10 of them.
Max: I'm super straight
Cylis: Get a life loser

*Max dies from unknown causes 5 hours later*
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