Bendsten Strategy

Going to a party or social gathering where there will be dancing and or girls sitting on your lap and wearing sweatpants in an attempt to amplify sexual arousal.

This was perfected by Big Boner Bendsten one night at that SCSU

Yeah went to Sin City last night grinding up on mad girls in my AND 1 sweatpants god some wood in my sweats it was great!! Sure i got arrested for sexual assult...WAS a good night Bendsten Strategy

by MolsonIceManiac55 December 17, 2011

Grand Strategy

Strategy undertaken on the nation scale. Usually used by military officers from Brigadier General (or country equivalent) rank and up. Can also be a hobby, where enthusiasts are nicknamed "armchair general" and play Wargames. Finally, a sub-genre of strategy games.

Nations that have a centralized command doctrine usually place grand strategy over squad tactics.

1. "Recon has sighted Taliban infantry to the east of here, so we'll send 23rd division here and flank them with 29th division, located here." - General using grand strategy
2. "Did polish lancers really charge at German panzerkampfwagen?" -Armchair General magazine
3. "Fucking comet sighted!" - average Europa Universalis III player

by KrazyKommie February 14, 2012

strategery

The key to George W. Bush's presidency. Used by janky strategerists.

Dude: "How would you sum up your campaign in one word Mr. Bush?"
Bush: "Strategery"

by big Al February 3, 2003

strafeaway

Strafeaway pronounced Sn-ak-ea-way was a disabled male which snitched on multiple gangs including ZT.

3 up the mandem

Strafeaway was...

by Top Don B August 16, 2020

Strategic Shitting

Verb

The act of deficating in a area within your apartment on pieces of newspaper so one or more of your roomates will unsuspectingly step into it, hopefully barefoot. The best strategic shits are those that go unnoticed.

After a superb strategic shitting play outside of Sam's bedroom, all Larry could do was sit back and wait.

by Uncle Larry October 15, 2006

strafing

For partners to continuously keep touching each others bodies for a short sexual pleasure

The teacher caught them strafing in the class

by inimitable 12 February 14, 2015

strage

Term used by YouTuber "DashieGames", to express stress and rage simultaneously.

OH FUCK, OMG!

That strage meter is all the way.
Strage? I said strage.
I combined stress and rage.

BITCH, new word!

by The Animal_ September 29, 2018