Gang Stalking

A police tactic to exercise their homicidal instincts through attempting to systematically exact extrajudicial punishment directly and by de facto citizens' patrol proxy on random individuals. They apply all known and accessible technical means to systematically go after a given individual, whom they can only have heard next to nothing about. Sort of like a sport, where Man, as is known, is the most dangerous game. They apply classified technology, such as: advanced A.I., de facto nanotechnology, vibratory and auditory bug devices, psychological warfare and slurred-brained tactics, some forms of reactive bioagent, flash mobbing type regular and conspicuous stalking rituals 24/7 on a given target with thousands of active participants that have elaborate false backstories, advanced remote monitoring and prompting equipment, and unilateral attempted bureaucratic sabotage, feeling enabled and empowered by their like-no-minded ape allies; all while operating on a necessarily false, hearsay assumption, that they consider irrelevant anyway in their crazed, sanguinary solely criminal quest of evil. Nothing is too petty, too stupid, or too criminal for them - and they feel as if they are racking points, like a game, attempting to convey it to each other in their own ape sign language.

Much ado about nothing, in other words.

"Gang stalking is an inherently terroristic practice."

by Ubermensch-One November 6, 2023

One o' snacking

Hunger get what hunger want! When you decide to have a snack late at night but it's already past midnight.

"Yo you up fo some One o' snacking dawg?"

"Fo sho nyukka!" ^o^/

by numchuk July 12, 2009

involuntary facebook stalking

when a facebook friend posts frequently enough that they come up your news feed, but since they come up on your news feed facebook thinks you want to see everything they post, therefore causing a spamming of said friends posts and resulting in involuntary facebook stalking.

person1: Man all I see is this person's post!
person2: Dude, why are you facebook stalking?
person1: It's involuntary facebook stalking, they just post so much!

by movement37 September 11, 2011

Hate stalking

The idea of following someone on Facebook or Twitter because for what ever reason they annoy you enough for you to care about what they say, even if it's only so you can laugh about it with your friends later.

Mitch - hey why do you have that guy as a friend, he's such an ass hole

Shaniqua - Im hate stalking, I like to keep track of his self centred views, they annoy me so much I cant help but read his self-promotion of a blog no one will ever read.

by Loluis June 21, 2011

facebook stalking

The act of creeping on facebook for any of multiple reasons. This could include trying to catch someone in a lie, obsessing over an ex or old friend, being bored late at night, or even literally STALKING. Almost anything one does can be considered facebook stalking while on facebook. The many things you can creep on include pictures, wall-to-walls, videos, information, recent friends, etc. To go even further, one may call this "creepbook stalking"

"Who is that?"
"I'm not sure i came across her album through my brothers cute friends tagged pictures."
"So you're facebook stalking..."
"basically."

by baberuth7417 November 8, 2009

Multi-slacking

Engaging in many small activities at once, none of which are productive. Usually, but not always, involving a computer and its applications (iTunes, AIM, YouTube, etc.), can also include watching a movie or TV show, listening to the radio, talking or texting on the phone, or any other ultimately trivial, meaningless activity.

That dude was multi-slacking like mad when he should have been working.

by Christopher K. April 16, 2007

cleavage snacking

When you eat food items out of a girl's cleavage. This done by having the girl squeeze her boobs together, inserting said food items between the boobs, and then putting your face down than and chowing down. Suprisingly fun!!!

Person 1: Dude I just ate skittles out if Brooke's tits!
Person 2: Cleavage snacking, nice.

Guy: Can I get some cleavage snackage with these Mcky Ds fries.
Girl: Is it fun?
Guy: It is for me.
Girl: Ok

by hukedonnfonics January 14, 2009