Boomerang Stool

The stool that appears to be flushed down the toilet but then comes back up.

- You didn't flush the toilet man wtf ?
- It was a boomerang stool dude!

by rand() % person July 23, 2018

Ball Stool

Noun- A stool used to prop up the dingle sack of a person.

Dude, quit slackin’ and kick that ball stool over here. My bois need a break.

by Big Loosh ;) May 7, 2019

Ellenville Office Stool

When a man stands up from his desk, drops his pants and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.

Ray replaced his chair with an Ellenville office stool.

by BolognaDonut March 13, 2022

levi.needs.a.stool_

hawt as hell

levi.needs.a.stool_ hawt

by levi.needs.a.stool_ April 5, 2022

Groom of the Stool

The Groom of the Stool helped a king with toiletry, excrement, and other messy bodily functions. This was simultaneously one of the most repugnant and sought-after duties in the English royal castle. The Groom of the Stool was well-paid to keep the king's secrets. Although the duties were literally wiping shit off the king, the position was not considered a lowly one. The Groom of the Stool could pass secret messages to and from the king. One word from the Groom of the Stool was enough to change the fortunes of anyone in the royal court. He could act as a gatekeeper to grant access to the king in private.

H. R. Haldeman was chief of staff in the Nixon white house. He was a Groom of the Stool in that he kept Nixon's secrets and did some of his dirty work.

That chief of staff we hired last month is a real Groom of the Stool. He spends all his time cleaning up after the CEO and knows the secrets of every director. Never cross him or your ass is out the door.

by Ardias November 16, 2022

Stoops

Stoops adj.,

1. Something that is undesirable
2. Something that is considered to be moranic
3. Making the wrong desicion knowing there is a better choice to be made with a more desirable outcome.

"That's so stoops"

"Why are you being Stoops"

by The Dream...Marketing Director October 5, 2009

Stool Bat

Similar to a dipshit except larger.

Look at that dude. What a fu**in stoolbat!

by Jim Schwartzman August 6, 2003