Stool Shunter

a homosexual man i.e. a batty boy

I understand you are a stool shunter. Can I just make it clear that I do not wish for my stools to be shunted in any way.

by messymanco July 21, 2009

stool pigeon

One who sits and waits for things to get better but does nothing to help himself.

The stool pigeon's laziness waits for things to happen.

by LIZA with a Z January 5, 2021

Stool Jewel

A beautiful woman sitting by herself at the bar

Boys! It looks like we’ve found ourselves a stool jewel on a Tuesday night. Back her up bar keep!

by Mark Daniels February 20, 2022

Toe'd Stool

A toe'd stool is when you stick your toe in someone's asshole and pull out a large amount of shit.

Joshs girlfriend wanted a toe'd stool so Josh slid his big toe in her dirty little asshole and pulled out a fat chunk of muddy love.

by Ginga Geezus November 16, 2019

Stool

Derogatory term for disabled people. Originated in North America

Michael: Damn bro stop acting like such a stool!
Jacob: That's kinda offensive bro. My brother is disabled and what you have done is shown a side of you that I have never known. Goodbye Michael. We can be friends no longer. You were my first love but now all this love has turned to hate.
Michael: I... I felt the same!
Jacob: Shut the fuck up you goddamned stool!

by JoeTheRoe May 25, 2022

Stooling Stool

An alternative or homemade Squatty Potty, usually in the form of a small step stool, that is used to aid in producing a bowel movement.

Why would I spend $12 on that thing when I could get this stooling stool for $4?

Until I got this stooling stool I was constipated as a mother fuc*er!

by Ibuddy66 June 14, 2018

spray stool

A form of explosive diarrhea that literally sprays the inside of your toilet bowl in a thin layer of brown.

I cannot make it to work today, I got spray stool again.

by Johann Doe December 18, 2018