stool butt

When your butt hurts in the upper buttocks area from prolonged sitting on stools typical found at bars or lounges.

Liz sat on stools too long and aquired stool butt.

by Thickdickmcgee March 21, 2018

Stool Jewel

A beautiful woman sitting by herself at the bar

Boys! It looks like we’ve found ourselves a stool jewel on a Tuesday night. Back her up bar keep!

by Mark Daniels February 20, 2022

stool jewels

Corn in your poop.

Nate didn't know he had digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

by BurtButterCrock July 01, 2017

Bar stooling

Where you snort coke off of a prostitutes dick

Bro Johnathan went and bar stooling last night

by Conor weiner June 10, 2019

Plankton stool

They would be one s baker, who is the bakery owner of her rolls

Who would eat 30 lunches, that damn, plankton stool, lock you lunch packs

by Rednutyaduck May 11, 2021

Vagina stool

When one shits out the vagina

Doctor: are you experiencing any vagina stool??
Arlene: yes. My vagina shits about 73837 times a day.

by Bigcockinbutt March 08, 2020

stool pigeon

A rat of a neighborhood who either makes up things about you or wants attention on Facebook.

Scott Manno is the stool pigeon of the town because he thinks he knows it all.

by Mr. Thatcher October 04, 2019