red stool

Noun: A bloody turd.

I can’t remember what happened last night but I had a red stool this morning.

by beanricecheese February 2, 2022

stool pigeon

One who sits and waits for things to get better but does nothing to help himself.

The stool pigeon's laziness waits for things to happen.

by LIZA with a Z January 5, 2021

stool

stool is normally thought of as a noun, but stool can be meant as a way to make people stop something if they are harassing you just tell them stool.

so its like stool means stop or don't do that
it will utterly confuse the harassing person and will probably make him stop

(someone is chasing you)
then you yell STOOL!

by dhw9yu5hgkn187tgfbube August 29, 2019

lazing stool

a stool that has not yet been flushed down the toilet.

i couldn't believe that there was a lazing stool in their bathroom!

by Rewskeee December 2, 2014

stool pigeon

A rat of a neighborhood who either makes up things about you or wants attention on Facebook.

Scott Manno is the stool pigeon of the town because he thinks he knows it all.

by Mr. Thatcher October 3, 2019

Stool Spider

Noun: the result of an upside down stool being occupied by four persons. (A spider has eight legs, four stool legs times two legs per human equals eight legs, arms are crossed removing them from consideration)

There's four of us and only one bar stool, no worries, we'll just flip it upside down and make a stool spider.

by Da ladies man November 8, 2013

Stubborn Stool

A poo that refuses to pass easily as it contains less than the 75% water needed to successfully move through the bowel.

Urban dictionary thoughts…

“It turned out couldn't poo because it was a stubborn stool that just wasn’t hydrated enough to make its way through the system.”

by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024