I'll do some stir fry at the basement
by Pineapple with cheese January 11, 2018
The condition of your ORAL CAVITY and TEETH after waking up from sleeping where (ROT) is PERFECT short for ROTATE.
The condition of YOUR ASSHOLE when you wake up from sleeping and STIR is the movement of that DELICIOUS SUPER INTELLIGENT FECESS most of the time you have to POOP or TAKE A SHIT using TOILET PAPER to ROTATE perfectly if you use properly.
The condition of your ANATOMICAL STRUCTURE when you wake up as it has a characteristic STINK and is still not thoroughly woke up and your wonderful , weird, and horrible DRAMA GHOSTS from sleeping your dreams and nightmares have evaporated for the most part and you are left with PERSPIRATION to show for it all and after thoughts.
What everybody at GOOGLE looks forward to ,(NUMBER 10) , who is not working permanently on the GOOGLE OUTSIDE "BOOT" CAMP.
The condition of YOUR ASSHOLE when you wake up from sleeping and STIR is the movement of that DELICIOUS SUPER INTELLIGENT FECESS most of the time you have to POOP or TAKE A SHIT using TOILET PAPER to ROTATE perfectly if you use properly.
The condition of your ANATOMICAL STRUCTURE when you wake up as it has a characteristic STINK and is still not thoroughly woke up and your wonderful , weird, and horrible DRAMA GHOSTS from sleeping your dreams and nightmares have evaporated for the most part and you are left with PERSPIRATION to show for it all and after thoughts.
What everybody at GOOGLE looks forward to ,(NUMBER 10) , who is not working permanently on the GOOGLE OUTSIDE "BOOT" CAMP.
It starts with NATURAL BAD BREATH along with tons of microorganisms which you don't care what they are called as you are in a hurry on automatic CLEAR THIS OUT as it is in your entire MOUTH and if you don't it will ROT and stink more , so this is HOW WE DO IT READY SET STIR ROT and you feel like a NEW PERSON as those mouth TERRORISTS are gone.
For some reason your ASSHOLE wants nothing to do with SHIT, POOP, EXCREMENT, FECES, POOPY, TURD, TURDS, WASTE, WASTE MATTER, POOPIES, POO POO, POO , CRAP, DEFECANT, TOILET FOOD, DUTY, HUMAN DOO DOO, DEUCE, DEUCES, NUMBER TW0 , NUMBER 2 ETC. as you most likely use TP or TOILET PAPER which you use to READY STIR ROT and RID the smelly leader of the ASSHOLE SHIIT.
You know what YOU STINK because when you were sleeping READY STIR ROT took place and you ROTATED many times in BED possibly SEXUALLY so to rid of that DREAM DRAMA , NIGHTMARE DRAMA and OUNCE OF PLEASURE . A HE AND HER is missing (WHISPER W) so you TAKE A SHOWER for awhile becoming a NON PRUDE you CUNT, COCK, BALLS , CLIT AND ASSHOLE.
For normal people who don't know JACK SHIT , ABOUT WHO IS THE SUMMONS? or WHOM IS THE SUMMONS? you sit on that DEFECATION POTTY and let the BIDET after YOUR ASSHOLE has nothing to do with SHIT the BIDET go into full READY STIR ROT.
For some reason your ASSHOLE wants nothing to do with SHIT, POOP, EXCREMENT, FECES, POOPY, TURD, TURDS, WASTE, WASTE MATTER, POOPIES, POO POO, POO , CRAP, DEFECANT, TOILET FOOD, DUTY, HUMAN DOO DOO, DEUCE, DEUCES, NUMBER TW0 , NUMBER 2 ETC. as you most likely use TP or TOILET PAPER which you use to READY STIR ROT and RID the smelly leader of the ASSHOLE SHIIT.
You know what YOU STINK because when you were sleeping READY STIR ROT took place and you ROTATED many times in BED possibly SEXUALLY so to rid of that DREAM DRAMA , NIGHTMARE DRAMA and OUNCE OF PLEASURE . A HE AND HER is missing (WHISPER W) so you TAKE A SHOWER for awhile becoming a NON PRUDE you CUNT, COCK, BALLS , CLIT AND ASSHOLE.
For normal people who don't know JACK SHIT , ABOUT WHO IS THE SUMMONS? or WHOM IS THE SUMMONS? you sit on that DEFECATION POTTY and let the BIDET after YOUR ASSHOLE has nothing to do with SHIT the BIDET go into full READY STIR ROT.
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by Dabberzzz January 28, 2022
Verb: when you pee on the side of the toilet bowl right above the water so the water inthe bowl swirls around either clockwise or counter clockwise even without flushing.
I walked into the bathroom and started stirring the punch bowl so I could still hear what my friend was saying in the other room without that loud sound of urine hitting the water.
by Kneegrodamus November 17, 2013
The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
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