stir fried

A person of asian decent who at the time of speaking is fried or in the act of doing something that could be considered a act of fried

Dude that malaysian is stir fried to the limit right now.

by crabfeet May 16, 2010

Asian stir fry

Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed

Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.

Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?

by Asian Dog Rapist August 1, 2021

stir the crock

A slang term for female masturbation.

"I totally caught her stirring the crock.", "She was so sexually stimulated she had to stir the crock."

by DJ Jeff December 14, 2008

stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you

"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."

by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017

stir your pasta

we dunno, but definitely butt stuff

I'll stir your pasta!!!! >:(

by flyingspaghetpastafarian September 14, 2022

Paint Stirring

Only occurs on sunday when the giraffe preacher says holy thanks to spaghetti

Will you be attending the paint stirring later tonight?

by slim slammie da bammie September 3, 2017

Stir Fry

It's a way to cook chicken that's similar to the way to cook crack

I'll do some stir fry at the basement

by Pineapple with cheese January 11, 2018