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Asian stir fry

Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed
Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.

Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?
by Asian Dog Rapist August 1, 2021
mugGet the Asian stir frymug.

stir fried

A person of asian decent who at the time of speaking is fried or in the act of doing something that could be considered a act of fried
Dude that malaysian is stir fried to the limit right now.
by crabfeet May 16, 2010
mugGet the stir friedmug.

Stirring in her guts

When a man Penetrates a woman vaginally or anally , usually in missionary but some times in flat position rear entry, where a man to intensify the woman's pleasure add a hip grind/wind to his pelvic thrusts particularly thrusting deeply on the upward grinds intentionally taking care to aim for that individual woman's most sensitive walls as he has discerned from earlier thrusts. When the man does this while the woman's orifice is very moistened , the rubbing sound it produces sounds reminiscent of the sound when one stirs cheese sauce into softened boiled macaroni - hence the sex term "stir my macaroni " , but it is ultimately borrowed from a famous Bernie Mac comedy sketch where the punchline involved sex advice where he referred to this same grinding pelvic thrust instructionally saying "stir it like mother fucking coffee"
I stuck my dick in her and started stirring in her guts like coffee!
by BustHerNova August 24, 2022
mugGet the Stirring in her gutsmug.

Douche Bag Stir Fry

Some one who wears affliction t-shirts... And who is just a douche bag to a T!
A Douche Bag Stir Fry is a guy from California and is named Eric, who is a one upper. Anything that you have done... This person has done better or knows someone who has
by LilPrincess918 October 19, 2010
mugGet the Douche Bag Stir Frymug.

stir your pasta

I'll stir your pasta!!!! >:(
by flyingspaghetpastafarian September 14, 2022
mugGet the stir your pastamug.

stir the crock

"I totally caught her stirring the crock.", "She was so sexually stimulated she had to stir the crock."
by DJ Jeff December 14, 2008
mugGet the stir the crockmug.

Outta stir

Dion is outta stir so he comin to the funeral
by Debo debee June 23, 2021
mugGet the Outta stirmug.

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