skeeze disease

1. Any ailment, sexually-transmitted or otherwise, that one contracts from hooking up with a skeeze.

2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.

1. Dude, i'm dying. I have no idea what's wrong with me.

Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.

2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.

by ericarnett February 16, 2009

Sheezylackin

When something is so incredible/amazing its significance can't be described by one colloquialism so a combination of for sheezy, legit, and crackin is used.

That party was sheezylackin.

by junglejim1234 January 22, 2010

Skeezlandia

A location, event, or function that is full of skeezers.

That Halloween party we went to last weekend was definitely skeezlandia.

by XxEVILBEINGxX October 27, 2011

Skeezet

skanky, skank

A sleazy, easy whore, refering to women.

Damn, that Kelly girl is a skeezet, shes with someone different every night.

by 28Freiji February 4, 2012

sheezy like a one deezy

When something is beyond brilliant.

Matt is very proud of an action he has just performed and remarks that it is "sheezy like a one deezy"

by turbojugz February 14, 2014

nugatory skeeze

a skeeze who is trifling and dirty
see also: a down ass slut

"i heard your sister let chad give her a hot carl. bitch is a nugatory skeeze."

by maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarkus February 24, 2007

sketchy skeezer

1.)An untrustworthy, shady girl, who constantly goes after other womens men.

2.)A female who constantly over-steps the limits into territory not her own.

1.) "That Jennifer girl is such a sketchy skeezer, you better keep your man aways from her"

2.) "I swear to god if that sketchy skeezer cooks my husband dinner one more time, I'm gonna beat her ass."

by ~*Funky Fresh*~ March 20, 2008