The Alison Staples

when your eating a girl out and she pisses in your mouth

I was eating this girl out last night and she did The Alison Staples

by ooddolwn April 19, 2020

3 Crore ka Stapler

Aye KshKsh

*Calls out a random person*
"Aye kshksh"
"You're going up? Go down on me instead"
3 crore ka stapler

by Sameepp July 24, 2022

The Human Stapler

Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)

I had to pay $3000 after Billy used me as The Human Stapler.

by P_Che2_P November 16, 2022

get a stapler straight

To know what is more important, can be used in a hilarious or serious manner, a synonym of get a marker straight

person 1: you need to study hard, stop being unproductive on TV shows, you need to do homework.

person 2: ok, I promise I'm gonna get a stapler straight about my homework.

by A Marker Lover February 4, 2026

Philadelphia Thigh Stapler

When a man staples his penis to either his right or left thigh, and a woman proceeds to rip the stapler out with her teeth and 'play' (suck) the penis like a flute.

Frank: Just got a philadelphia thigh stapler, man that shit hurts
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

The Vince Staples Effect

When one party presents a truth or an uncomfortable sentiment in a deadpan or neutral manner and the other party reacts with amusement in order to ease the tension or awkwardness

Person 1: If Jesus came back, how would he feel about the commercialization of the cross he died on?
Person 2: Bro what the fuck. You just be saying shit.
Person 1: I’m deadass, I’m not even tryna be funny. Like ain’t no way he’d be cool with that..
Person 2: Damn. The Vince Staples Effect…

by Xiz! March 6, 2026