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1. Intro--The Art of Snitching
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2. Before Snitching
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3-1. When should you snitch
3-2. When NOT to snitch
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4. How to Snitch
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1. Snitching is not just something you do, it is an art.
"To Snitch or Not to Snitch" a great one once said
Snitching is basicly telling on someone, but with this guide you will learn how to snitch REDEFINED!
Snitching is telling on another person. Telling another person who cannot do anything about it or does not have high authority does NOT count as snitching.

2. Before Snitching, always make sure you have a comeback incase a counter snitch ( in that case when you snitch on somebody they snitch back) a back up plan and ALWAYS know the consequences of snitching.

3-1. When should you snitch? Well you ONLY snitch during the following:

-when something SERIOUS happens (sometimes even with friends...) eg. someone got stabbed
-when someone snitches on you, you are entitled to 2 free snitchess to the same person.
-when the person does a DICK move to you
- when a person breaks a formal agreement or deal
- if someone has stole something over the value of $5 from you, if someone else, you may tell them but in that case they will have to snitch not you, or else you will be the bigger snitch

3-2. When NOT to snitch (below)
-When someone steals something less than $5 you should not snitch, but you can confront them or steal something of 1.5X value or lower
- NEVER snitch when there is a little friendly prank, or just a casual fight (but you may get revenge)
-When a friend snitches on you, you may call them a snitch for a day or two but NEVER snitch back on them.

4. HOW to snitch, now here comes the art of snitching
To Snitch, sooner or later you know the victim will find out. but you should try to conceal it and have less suspiscion every time you snitch. Try to snitch when the person is away and then go. and do not EVER let the person interrupt while you are snitching because.
A. they can counter snitch, or tell their side of the story
B. After you are done, they will do the same to you

In Conclusion i do not prefer snitching myself unless it is a major cause. Snitching is a great power, and when there is great power it takes great responsibility. (Spiderman 1)
To Snitch or Not to Snitch?
That is the Question
For me to know.
and You to answer.
the fate is yours.
by xXNoobskiXx September 11, 2009
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To tell for 'justice'
I snitched so the authorities could bring the apprehenders to justice
by JSoJ December 28, 2009
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slitch

To sustain a serious yet insidious injury. The victim is unaware until informed by others.
The Wizard of Oz refers to "the kitchen took a slitch" which means the whole house was lifted off the ground and thrown right back to the ground after traveling some distance, (whether a real or imagined distance), by a tornado, and the extent of the damage is not really appreciated until the munchkins sing about it. "The kitchen took a slitch". During the movie, we assumed that the kitchen, in Dorothy's house was just fine, even though it had sustained the damage caused by a tornado. After all, we are American Movie Fans, and we leave our logical brains at the door. Most of us never even heard the reference to "slitch" nor, if we did hear and understand that word, nor did we ever suscribe this element of insidiousness to it, if we did understand what "slitch" meant.
by Chris Broe December 16, 2007
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snitch

a bitch ass fool that needs to die cause they couldn't keep they mouth shut.
Snitches are like fishes if they wouldn't open their mouthes they wouldn't get caught.
by Blood killa12 January 12, 2009
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Skitched

To be paranoid while under the influence of methamphetamine. It usually is cause by suffering from meth psychosis, a lack of sleep.
I hadn't slept in days and got really skitched when I saw a car I didn't recognize parked down the street. I was SUE that they were cops.
by Nutsack McCluskey June 11, 2006
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skitch

The words "skank" and "bitch" together.
Girl 1: "Did you see Adriana today?"
Girl 2: "Yeah isn't she such a skitch!"
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snitch

Typically, a VERY low-class motherfucker. Usually a scrawny male from a very trashy broken family who owns a German Shepard of his own. Despite this, he gets caught selling illegal substances and narcs out the single man who's practically given him a way to buy everything he owns. He then proceeds to still go to prison and threaten and talk shit about his ex-girlfriend and ex-best friends to try to make himself feel better for fucking his own life up. These types of people usually end up back in prison.
"Damn, do you remember that scrawny Lee kid, he ratted his boy out for sellin' dope...what a snitch!"

"He thinks he's a man, but really he just talks shit to the few people who cared and sells his boy at to the cops. In other words he is a snitch!"
by rEaLbiTcH73 March 3, 2010
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