squash bucket

a fugly person with a squashed face and a fat bucket-shaped head.

He has a misshaped face and head. He is a squash bucket.

by SB'o9 March 15, 2009

Squishy Pineapples

Clenching onto a male's balls and squezzing so hard they pop.

My girlfriend told me if I dumped her, that she would gove me "Squishy Pineapples".

by Darkbuol94/Megatrousers94 September 11, 2009

Squish

The type of hug with a long and close embrace which is always comforting. There are many variants on the normal squish, such as:
rugby squish: rugby tackle like with a run up leading to a squish
spinning squish: while squishing, one person is picked up and span around
suprise squish: where the recipient of the squish is snook up on then given a squish
behind squish: like a regular squish but where both the squishers are facing the same direction
tickle squish: where one person in the squish is being tickled

Laura was feeling a bit down so to help she had a squish from Toby

by Holy Mango April 8, 2007

squashed cabbage leaf

An insult back in old english with the equivalence to what we call a bitch

(in an english accent) You stupid squashed cabbage leaf

by coolio5251 September 14, 2006

Squish Mitten

a term used when refering to a woman's vagina. see also Quiver Bone

I put my quiver bone in her squish mitten

by otsego January 3, 2008

squash

An indoor racquet sport -not to be confused with racquetball- that is best played during a long lunch or after work with fellow alumni from one's prep school and/or private college. Popular among WASPs, it offers an opportunity to get a vigorous workout without the monotony/drudgery of jogging or pursuing a less exclusive pastime. Often played during the winter months, it offers an excellent opportunity to "cross-train" for summer sports such as: tennis, yachting, crew, and badminton.

Harvard Student: "I can't believe that Trinity's squash team beat us again! None of their players are even from the United States..."

See: Ivy League, NESCAC

by MHP June 25, 2005

DJ Squishmitten

Rapper/Producer, Co-founder of Roadhouse Ent., Member of the Roadhouse Crew, executive produced such club hits as Booty Sweat, Booty Sweat(remix), Ice Cream Blow Job

Man dat new DJ Squishmitten song iz HOT!

by Lewisville Slugga February 28, 2010