squibbly

A verbal ejaculation of sorts discharged via flesh pen; most often experienced by authors after a prolonged period of writer's block (a.k.a) writer's priapism. The final result being a 'squibbly' or sudden burst of white creative pearl jam onto Big Chief steno pad. Similar to a brain fart but differing in that a very tangible and proteinaceous goo is yielded, often requiring the services of a Latina maid and or clean up crew.

Tucker, one of many men suffering from writer's priapism, had been working on the same sentence of the first paragraph of the same novel for seven years. One night in Tibet, while working on his novel and simultaneously downloading porn via Rapidshare, a 'squibbly' discharged from the flesh pen betwixt his crotch, darting across his room in an F1-Tomcat-like fashion and, unfortunately, outside his open window and onto his gay neighbor Bryce's bougainvillea garden.

The 'squibbly' or unannounced burst of creative goo remained irretrievable due to the fact that the bougainvillea garden resided next to a local Tibetan glory hole den. Tod's protection had been seized by customs on his flight to Tibet. The adamantium buttplug, which Tod normally bore in his asshole for such occasions, had failed to bypass the metal detectors at LAX.

Tod sighed with depression, wishing that he had been sporting a flack catching device.

by Trout Appleseed May 10, 2010

Angry Squid

A (used) condom found inside of female’s birth canal by a sexual partner other than that whom misplaced/discarded it.

M1: Dude, when was the last time you slept with that trick Cindy?

M2: Four days ago, why?

M1: Because last night I was fingering her at the bleachers and I fished a plump Angry Squid out of her cavernous pussy!

M2: Oh.

by EOD Prof January 25, 2009

squick peak

the act of exposing onesself to a disgusting situation for purposes of sexual excitement.

bobby was a squick peaker, he liked to watch linda shit as he masturbated.

by allhailanon March 27, 2009

SquiblyDoo

Squib-Lee-Doo; A PHENOMENALLY AWESOME online deal

Well SquiblyDoo! This deal is freakin awesome!

by TheSquibly July 12, 2011

Squid finger

Some one with a deformed hand who finds it hard to hold objects without dropping them, used in similar circumstances as butter fingers.

John tries to pick up the glass but drops it on the floor

Peter: nice one squid fingers...

Mike: Have you seen that boy who's in our Sociology class, he's got a bad case of squid fingers

by squidfinger December 1, 2010

squid legs

For a person who has crazy long lanky legs, and could be seen as being out of control(legs flying/flopping everywhere) How a squid looks like in water...

Oh my, would you look at her/him over there with her/his long lanky squid legs looking freakishly out of control...

Well I have never seen a person with such crazy out of control squid legs before

lanky long outrageous shocking double take out of contol freakishly

by weeenz March 23, 2011

Squappety Blap

When your best friend's brother is blapping you while watching a dvd of old men squatting over a bicycle pump injecting air into their rectum in order to recreate the female queef

Squappety Blap Don't Talk Back!
Wow your brother gave me a right good squappety blapping last night.

by Squapstars October 16, 2011