Squatching

The act of taking a photgraph of an unexpecting person fairly far away so as to give the appearance/idea of the famous Big Foot photo.

I was squatching that kid, he looked so unexpecting in the photo.

by Marty2694 November 11, 2012

jelly squat

a game played by students at recess, mainly 8th graders, in which you kick a ball and scream loudly. This name has no vulgar meaning and is looked down upon by most teachers. This game is highly educational because of the bonus round in which the players must answer rapid math problems.

Jelly squat is a fun and great game i hope we can play it again.

by the teacher helper March 19, 2009

African Fuck Squat

Occurs when a girl is sitting on your penis and you hop around in the room and squat when you land.

John: Whatd you do wit yo girl last night?
Dan: I gave her that African Fuck Squat

by OG White Van November 4, 2016

Jack Squat

Another way to say Jack Shit.

there are users on this website who do not know jack squat about writing a good definition.

by Light Joker May 21, 2004

Spider Squat System

A rare and unique seating system designed for the squat toilet. Instead of assuming the popular squat stance, a more laid back position is adopted; the user literally sits on the toilet bowl, leans back and places their hands on the floor behind them for support.

Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.

Ash used the spider squat system because he didn't know any better...

by P Parker October 15, 2007

Squat Lockouts

The baddest lift in the fucking gym. Load up a barbell with every plate in the gym and lift that thing about 2 inch out of the squat rack. Stand there like a boss then put it back down. Repeat. This lift can be used to replace squats, deadlift and bench, as they will no longer be required when you unleash the awesomeness of Squat Lockouts. Also, this lift causes the heads of fuckwits to explode clear off their shoulders.

a: Why is this bar bent as fuck?
b: Oh some total badass motherfucker was doing squat lockouts with every plate in the joint and destroyed that shit.
a: *head literally explodes*

by Okay Jokay October 8, 2011

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

A sexual fetish whereby one sits naked in a pie and wiggles around. Crying is optional. Aka: Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man

Danny spent half an hour at the bakery deliberating between blueberry and cherry for his Hoboken Squat Cobbler, but what difference could it make since his ass has no taste buds?

by Buffy Trace May 26, 2016