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dick snatching

when somone wants the dick so badly that whether or not they have permission they snatch that dick.
she was so horny she was dick snatching all night

damn i cant believe he was arrested for aggravated dick snatching with intent to swallow
by rickybobert September 23, 2011
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squatchy

Pulling down one's pants to fart, particularly (but not limited to) farting on an open fire.
"I'm about to run squatchy on this fire."

"Steve got so drunk he squatchied on his girlfriend in bed."
by Scooteronomy January 11, 2012
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scratchin'

A sound resembles a scratching recorded sound/song, that DJ(s) use for mixing different tracks together, or just to make it crunk
Did you hear that DJ's scratchin' ?
by cygnuz September 29, 2004
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squashing the fly

In the game of hearts when you only win one trick.
by tony shannon March 22, 2005
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Squanching

A term used in the show Rick and Morty. It is code for male masturbation.
Friend: Hey, you coming to see-
Guy: DUDE! IM SQUANCHING!!
Friend: I am so sorry! Forgive me!
by AbbeyRoad9242 October 8, 2016
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squatch

A squatch is a Native Canadian Indian, usually seen with a large slurpee in one hand and a bag of chips in the other, often heard to be whining about land claims while spending his or her welfare cheques on cheap beer, cigarettes and crack or meth.

The most annoying sub-species can be seen wearing a disguise behind an illegal blockade, playing to the liberal media, jabbering nonsense about "heritage" and "ancestral land", all the while benefiting from his parasitic relationship to white people who pay the taxes to keep him in beer and smokes, while trafficking in poached wildlife or fish fraudulently harvested on a tribal hunting/fishing permit. (of course squatches prefer frito lays and coke to anything they can kill on a traditional food-gathering permit)
Squatch dialect sounds like this...."Fuck you whitey... this is OUR land...the CBC told me so anyway....hey, gimme a smoke eh?.... hey, wanna buy some sockeye...meet me behing the bar eh?"
by superwhitey August 10, 2006
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squatching frog beads

A anal bead that jumps around inside peoples asshole when put in this is the newest way to masterbate better then vibrators dildos and other fucked up shit!
Oh oh ohohohohohohohoohoohohohooh thise squatching frog beads feel so good!
by thecunteater June 28, 2010
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