McDonald's Sprite

A holy liquid, it's recipe said to be pass down throughout the generations of the Mcdonalds family. Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can make a dead person come back to life. Can make a child foam at the mouth.

Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Sprite taste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!
Bro 3: How dare you invoke the name of such a holy substance? *butts into the conversation*
Bro 2: Who brought you in this conversation, Bro 3?
Bro 3: The McDonald's Sprite!

by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024

Sprite

Official soft drink of “bros” everywhere. Competes for that title with Baja Blast.

I drink Sprite because everything else is for boys.

by Original Orangutans December 28, 2018

Sprite

The act of needing to poop or something stinky. A pun intended to poke fun at my cat Sprite who smells terribly, actually.

I have to go sprite! or... That is one smelly sprite.

by DontchaWannaKnow June 21, 2009

Diet Sprite

Someone who is sparkly but lacks substance.

An attractive person with no depth.

Sarah was really into Billy until she realized that he was nothing more than a diet sprite.

by 1coolchick September 4, 2021

sprite

another word for jizz, cum, love-juice, sex-piss etc

"i got my sprite all over her face"

by full of sprite May 25, 2005

Sprite Gold

Mixing Hennessy and Sprite together in a bottle

My girls and I have been drinking on that Sprite gold tonight.

by BigRed June 8, 2016

Sprite Burp

When you drink a sprite or Fanta or whatever and you burp and you feel that shit through your nostrils and can taste it in your nose.

I just drank some sprite cranberry and it was great *sprite burps*

by Javybaezfan December 6, 2018