Spontananity

Random and unexpected moments of insanity.

Dude1: BANANAS!!!!

Dude2: Uhhhmm...what?
Dude1: Sorry. Hit a bit of spontananity there...

by Izzyjaimz June 22, 2009

Spontabulous

A mix between spontaneous and fabulous. Usually used to explain a random, but equally awesome moment in time. It could be looked at from many angles, and even called fateful that something so spontabulous could have ever happened.

"Whoa, that concert we went to last night as so cool. It was really gnarly when we got to meet the lead singer; that was spontabulous!"

"Yeah, I didn't think they'd let us."

by MaliceCo. August 14, 2009

Spintizzies

A brief mental and possibly animated (rare), semi controlled personal meltdown not a 100% based in reality about a worst case scenario. Typical instantaneous body signals and or language; temporary paralysis, redness or bulging of the eyes, hot or warm feeling in the head, clenching of the hands or form of fists.

Betty flew into the spintizzies when Veronica showed up to the dance in the same dress.

by roscoe p buttonwillow December 19, 2010

spontanetitty

A spontaneous breast grope that is unexpected but pleasurable.

A young guy walked by me at the concert and in a moment of spontanetitty we were all over each other.

by Beaktor July 19, 2011

Spontaneous Jack Towel

The towel that is kept handy by your bed side that is laid on top of the bed to prevent semen, lube, female ejaculate, Santorum or period blood from getting on the sheets.

Man, good thing we had that Spontaneous Jack Towel handy. That was a messy round of love making. The mood was not killed becaues it was handy by our bed side and now I can go to sleep knowing that I am not going to roll over into mixture of my semen, your ejaculate, and lube.

by Richard Driller October 14, 2011

Spontaneous Staredown

The moment when you accidentaly have a silent staring contest with another person, usually resulting with someone blinking and the other laughing if friend, or if stranger going back to what they were doing.

It was quite awkward when I had a Spontaneous Staredown with that man.

by Birduarent May 8, 2014

spontaneous pajama day

When one wears the clothes they wore to bed to school or work the next day without changing. In some cases, the individual puts on the clothes they'd like to wear the next day on at night and sleeps in them.

I had zero stress this morning about what to wear because of my spontaneous pajama day.

by loucaster November 16, 2014