Slod

A creature that is lazy, and dirty. Usually lives at home with their parents, has a collection of anime figures, and has enjoys reading manga.

Chester was such a slod during high school.

by Slod Elf August 25, 2016

'splodinology

'splodinology
The study of 'splosions and things that 'splode.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.

"He's the professor of particle physics and 'splodinology"
"...'splodinology?"
"Indeed. Blowing shit up"

by GoughMan July 26, 2009

splodger

The little-known, but correct term for what is commonly referred to as aTV remote control device.

"Where's the splodger??"
"The what..?"
"You know! The thing for the TV! That thing with all the buttons! The thing with the buttons that you go *splodge, splodge!* with to work the TV... The splodger!!"

by GetItRight! August 27, 2017

Sploda

Another term used to refer as “Blow ur load” or “cum.

Bruv. no homo, finna sploda all over ur face dawg

by Daritto_V_ March 9, 2020

Splidaddle

To move fast or to get going.

Friend:You better splidaddle because hes going to see the broken window.
You: OOOOHHH NOoOOO i need to splidaddle

by KylerSavahe July 5, 2010

spladoitey

The worse possible outcome of any situation, if it gets any worse the dimensions will collapse and the whole universe will be torn apart and everyone will die and blow up in many different ways. The feeling of spladoitey is like lazers going through your brain and triggering every pain sensor in your body. Once you've experienced it you have to live with it for all eternity. Can be used as a noun or a verb and has several different spellings, but the main spelling is "Spladoitey." Pronounced "Spla-doii-T"

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened to John?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he got spladoitey, is it true?
Person 1. Yeah. Poor guy.
Person 2: We'll miss him.

by Winter44316 December 12, 2010

Splochy

The sound of a tear drop cascading into an asshole.

Girlfriend - What the fuck was that in my ass?

Boyfriend - Haha Splochy!!!

by AuntieChrist November 18, 2011