Sperm whack

To hit an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually done by a man upon a woman.

Steve sperm whacked Donna.

Terri was sperm whacking Lisa with Roger's pud.

by Caesar Anonymous IV November 20, 2010

Sperm whale

Whalecum,also a crazy thing my friend pk says-

Sperm bee

no sperm whale

by MisakiiChan March 11, 2021

Sperm bridge

When two erect penises touch tips and pre ejaculate forms a glistening bridge

“Oh look, we’ve made a sperm bridge”

by Lidman October 29, 2019

sperm shart

When you go to fart but you cum instead.

Jim: I have to fart. *pushes* oh no..

Dan: Dude did you just sperm shart?

by agingergirl May 20, 2014

Sperm guzzler

Someone that enjoys drinking sperm

Hey Dean what you been up to?

Nothing much just getting my fix of sperm

You are such a sperm guzzler

by Chardmania November 29, 2016

Sperm sisters

Two women who will pact for life. They will hunt down unsuspecting Sports Figures or Actors and such and initiate a three way. As the man is ready to ejaculate, one lucky lady will savor thus ejaculate in her mouth and when the man is not looking, quickly spit it into her “sperm sisters” vagina in hopes to have his baby! The unsuspecting sucker never knows how it happened but nevertheless is just another victim of the sperm sisters.

You will never again see those sperm sisters swallowing my seed. They will get you for life!

by DunnBai August 22, 2019

sperm factory

Testicles.

Your sperm factory needs time to generate another load after the sex having that just took place.

by Kirka July 21, 2015