sperm shart

When you go to fart but you cum instead.

Jim: I have to fart. *pushes* oh no..

Dan: Dude did you just sperm shart?

by agingergirl May 20, 2014

Sperm whale

Whalecum,also a crazy thing my friend pk says-

Sperm bee

no sperm whale

by MisakiiChan March 11, 2021

sperm pirate

A woman who is so eager to get pregnant that she takes advantage of a man in order to get to his sperm.

Example#1: I met this really hot 35-year-old women at a party last night. I thought we really had a connection, but it turned out she was just a sperm pirate.

Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a total sperm pirate.

by Cynthia H. January 2, 2009

Sperm for dinner

A pile of sperm at the dinner table

for example mike took a massive scoop of sperm for dinner

by Hairyniggerjews September 21, 2020

Sperm sisters

Two women who will pact for life. They will hunt down unsuspecting Sports Figures or Actors and such and initiate a three way. As the man is ready to ejaculate, one lucky lady will savor thus ejaculate in her mouth and when the man is not looking, quickly spit it into her “sperm sisters” vagina in hopes to have his baby! The unsuspecting sucker never knows how it happened but nevertheless is just another victim of the sperm sisters.

You will never again see those sperm sisters swallowing my seed. They will get you for life!

by DunnBai August 22, 2019

Sperm guzzler

Someone that enjoys drinking sperm

Hey Dean what you been up to?

Nothing much just getting my fix of sperm

You are such a sperm guzzler

by Chardmania November 29, 2016

Sperm whack

To hit an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually done by a man upon a woman.

Steve sperm whacked Donna.

Terri was sperm whacking Lisa with Roger's pud.

by Caesar Anonymous IV November 20, 2010