sperm shart

When you go to fart but you cum instead.

Jim: I have to fart. *pushes* oh no..

Dan: Dude did you just sperm shart?

by agingergirl May 20, 2014

sperm factory

Testicles.

Your sperm factory needs time to generate another load after the sex having that just took place.

by Kirka July 21, 2015

sperm vein

Primitive word for the urethra; can also be used as an insult to someone who's a real douche bag

I masturbated five and a half times today and now my sperm vein burns real bad

or

Shut up, sperm vein

by spongo October 28, 2004

Sperm whale

Whalecum,also a crazy thing my friend pk says-

Sperm bee

no sperm whale

by MisakiiChan March 11, 2021

Sperm whack

To hit an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually done by a man upon a woman.

Steve sperm whacked Donna.

Terri was sperm whacking Lisa with Roger's pud.

by Caesar Anonymous IV November 20, 2010

get spermed

1. synonym of “get fucked,” to get played by someone
2. to be impregnated

When Jamie found out her friends gaslit her, they responded, “get spermed.”

by 1/5ofchef February 9, 2023

Sperm guzzler

Someone that enjoys drinking sperm

Hey Dean what you been up to?

Nothing much just getting my fix of sperm

You are such a sperm guzzler

by Chardmania November 29, 2016