soon

This fucking word is the death of me. I fucking hate it with all my soul. Boils my fucking blood..

Like Eleven from the hit show Stranger Things said:
"When is soon..ON DAY 500?, ON DAY 600?, ON DAY 700?, ON DAY 800!?!"

"When will you be releasing that song 🙂? "

"Soon"

by dreaminsideofgnfanditsallreall December 13, 2021

Soon

Used to indicate a measurement for units of time when anticipating ones arrival In theory the measurement is mathematically sound and universally understood yet can never be met with the same result as anticipated.
The following formula applied to the unit of measurement results in a more accurate and true time.

Soon = (time said x time conscious) + (time deadline × time unconscious) ÷ total number of drops remaining till distance is closer than anyone else

I'll be there soon after I do a few drops

by Mojitoz October 31, 2022

Soon

2 weeks or more.

Urban Dictionary "Your definition will be reviewed soon"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

Soon

Another word for never

"Yeah, we should totally hang out soon"
*50 years later*
"Yeah, it will definitely be soon."

by TheJeffMan69420 November 20, 2020

Philips soon

another way of saying 2 hours, or 59 minutes

Philip said he'll be back soon, and you know what philips soon means

by rat/rat/rat August 8, 2022

soon

the definition of a nike snkrs shock drop time. soon means it will happen eventually, but soon varies from a few hours to a few months

the shoes drop SOON

by lamborghinilexus July 9, 2019

Soon

A word used by Why don’t we when they are asked when the album is coming out because they haven’t got ANOTHER FUCKING answer.

The album will be done ‘soon’

by Limelight_Gracie September 1, 2020