I’ve never been into hard drugs but I was at a concert and some bitch offered me molly so I said “fuck it i’m going miami sober.”
Yeah i’m miami sober now (chances already on coke weed and alc)
Yeah i’m miami sober now (chances already on coke weed and alc)
by bananaice March 22, 2022
When you abstain from all drugs but alcohol mainly beer because you need it. The opposite of California sober.
by Fire ICe Fire ICe Fire ICe March 31, 2022
The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.
Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?
Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.
Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.
Earl: YEAH!
Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?
Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.
Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.
Earl: YEAH!
Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?
by ganeshaonyaba September 21, 2009
Dave: Dude, those waiters at the restaurant were sober stoners. How long does it take to bring out a glass of water?
Joe: You could smell the weed?
Dave: Fucktard.
Joe: You could smell the weed?
Dave: Fucktard.
by teh_winnahs! June 29, 2009
Guy 1: God, my friend told me he hasn't had any action for 6 days...
Guy 2: He must have been sex sober, considering the number of days he hasn't got any.
Guy 2: He must have been sex sober, considering the number of days he hasn't got any.
by starshine1000 November 27, 2008
The act of snacking on a random assortment of goodies while not being high. Microwavable foods and multiple bowls of variety cereals are ideal.
Dude1: "Yo bro im going to destroy your pantry here in a minute"
Dude2: "WTF, we haven't even blazed up yet"
Dude1: "I know but I got the sober munchies"
Dude2: "WTF, we haven't even blazed up yet"
Dude1: "I know but I got the sober munchies"
by Tizoxin November 14, 2010
A group of hooligans who patrol the Auckland Area pubs purporting to be sober. Members can often be found intoxicated on pub floors. The name is extreme irony.
by Team Steam December 13, 2006