Cheesy snowman

When your buddy is so blacked out drunk on the couch so you stuff his nostrils with 2 fucking flaming hot cheetos!

My buddy was so drunk I gave him a cheesy snowman then threw a cup of raw urine on him

by Dirty twizzler February 13, 2024

melting snowman

A person who can't handle stressful situations very well and mentally weak

You are like a melting snowman! Get your shit together and stand up for yourself.

by spiderwolf June 30, 2017

Snowman Hand

adj. To have semen all over your hand(s) from either yourself, or a boyfriend after coming. Usually results from unexpected climax.

Lady: My boyfriend didn't warn me before he came, so he gave me a serious case of snowman hand.

Dude: The picture of Angelina Jolie on the cover of Marie Claire made me nut so fast I gave myself snowman hand.
Other Dude: You read Marie Claire?

by KamiChan January 24, 2012

Snowman's Load

A large icy beverage. eg. Slush Drink, Sno-Cone or Ice Water.

"I was so thirsty, I swallowed a Snowman's Load."

Variation: "It is so hot... I could sure go down on a snowman right now!"

by groimsley December 11, 2010

chinese snowman

The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.

"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."

by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013

Snowman

Keyboard and synth man Kim Wonpil of Day6 once described himself as a snowman whilst on a skiing/ snowboarding trip with his band mates. “Kim wonpil” is synonymous to God and what he says goes therefore he is “Snowman”

No one: h-
Wonpil: hey I’m snowman

by Wonpi94 March 10, 2019

Lonely snowman

When you are snowballing with your own cum without a partner

My friend is single so he had to pull a lonely snowman

by Biglebowski21 September 13, 2025