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Pork Sleeves

What they do with a pig's foreskin after they slaughter it. Fashionable accessories are made by drying out the skin and beading, or bejewelling it. These multi-functional pieces can be boiled and eaten if you are lost in the wilderness.
Hey Thurman, these pork sleeves would sure taste good on a salad sword!!!
by saladsorceress March 12, 2011
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thumb sleeve

The act of taking ones thumb, rubbing it between the ball sack or vagina and asshole. Then rubbing said thumb onto upper lip, leaving a residue to be smelt for an extended period of time.
Dennis: Dude! Why did you just put your hand in your pants and rub your lip?
Mac: I gave myself a thumb sleeve, I needed to know what I’m dealing with down there
by The Golden God666 January 12, 2019
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Pecker sleeve

Yo John go to the gas station and pick me up some pecker sleeves
by Mr gat May 12, 2020
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Wizards Sleeving

To be caught knuckles deep fingering your own arse while in the bath tub.
Daniel was caught 'wizards sleeving' by his Wife earlier today, don't shake his hand.
by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022
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curry sleeve

The bane of the South Asian finger food eater, the curry sleeve is a common phenomenon amongst the urban male populace who wear long sleeved shirts and eat their rice and curry by hand. A working man's affliction, the curry sleeve is commonly found in the workplace canteen. Most likely to affect middle management types.
"I need a stronger washing powder to get rid of these curry sleeves".
by Thushara Hettihamu December 22, 2008
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coffee sleeve

It means a cap and a cover for hot or cold drinks. Therefore, people can hold those drinks without being hurt.
Is there a coffee sleeve here? The coffee is really hot to hold
by Ryanking December 2, 2017
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pussy sleeve

when a worn out pussy needs to be reconditioned by shoving a ham in her vagina and pulling out the bone.
it was like fucking a jar of mayo, so i fixed the problem with a pussy sleeve
by akfffsf January 14, 2007
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